Divine Harvest

Did you know that you could actually meet the goddess of nature? All you have to do is be a farmer and enjoy our beautiful planet to the full.
What do you think will happen?
Perhaps she'll smile politely and wish you a pleasant day? Maybe she'll make you a cup of coffee and thank you for trashing the planet?
Let's put our feet back on the ground. Of course you're going to get your ass kicked!
That's what happened to this unfortunate farmer.
Here's what really happened...