Massacre at Misfit Toy Island

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.50
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.25
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.92
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.08
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.58
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.58
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.08
Community★★★★★★★★★★3.50
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★6%
The objective is to destroy all the misfit toys. You have to destroy all twelve toys to see the ending.

Works on Mac or Windows. Plays in full screen at 1280x1024. The file has a ton of graphics and sound effects and is a 13 Megabyte zip file.

Download here: http://www.bitjets.com/massacre.zip

The keys to play are:

Use arrows to move
A & D to rotate
and Space to fire

Good luck!

Comments12

Hamumu
I'm trying this out on a brand-new Win7 install, and it crashes on startup. Since it's a fresh copy, and you don't say what this uses, I can't guess what I'm missing! I'll try it on my Vista computer when I get home sometime.
I coudln't kill a single toy : (

the high-resolution-ness of it all was pleasingly disconcerting, though...
Interesting graphics style, but the game gets very repetitive, I only managed to shoot one toy thing (how many times do you have to hit them?)
Yeah, this crashes for me too.. I'm on windows 7 x64. I don't really know what's wrong. Also, my screen is only 1280x800 or so, so I couldn't play it full rez anyone.
I loved the graphics, unfortunately the game was so hard, which was a terrible shame, still loved it anyway, the game was a little jittery at times, would be lovely with some music

[cache: storing page]
matrin
Doesn't work well on other resolutions, It doesn't seem to try to change it.
C418
Working for me!
Top-down-bullethell-adventure?
Was able to download it successfully finally, but now I get the problem where the blitzmax window opens and then crashes. Alas.
SonnyBone
Man, this is way too hard. It took like 50 shots to kill the friggin' Tootsie Roll can. Plus you take like one hit and you go back to the title screen. I wanted to finish it, but I just can't do it. lol
hmm. strangely the .exe doesn't work for me (winXP). it opens the blitzmax window and closes it again
dock
The photographs fill me with terror! Congratulations! XD
Interesting idea of using photographs - I'll bet that saved a lot of time. :D

But the game seemed pretty impossible to me - the toys fired so many bullets I couldn't dodge them, and my bullets never reached the toys. I'll admit I'm not very good at games, so that might be it!

Other games by @sfernald

Found a bug?
Tell us on Discord