I Don't Need Your Stupid Weapons

by fifth
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.36
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.08
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.56
Theme★★★★★★★★★★4.40
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.24
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.64
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.73
Community★★★★★★★★★★1.90
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★9%
It's not really that dangerous. Honestly

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Comments12

SonnyBone
SonnyBone2 May 2011, 04:52
This is pretty rad, but when you get stuck in a pile of OLD MEN, you just repeat the GOT ITEM thing for eternity. Weapon variety is hilarious! I won't mention the funny weapons here just so everyone can see them in-game without being spoiled. With some more additions and tweaks, this could be really great!
Airwaffle
Airwaffle2 May 2011, 13:21
Kinda frustrating, but fun non the less. especially impressed by the varity of weapons!
athanazio
athanazio3 May 2011, 01:54
I only can run on mac or web :( sorry
mpc1743 May 2011, 15:38
I like how you used the awarding of items as a way of attacking the player. Could have been better, but there is enough variety to go around. Though they can't hurt you, your generous foes are still frustrating (not in a terrible way, but it needs work).
elbowroom
elbowroom3 May 2011, 19:29
Wow, that game to me feels like a metaphore. . I enjoyed it, the graphics, the concept, the puzzles, it is pretty smooth for a 48h game.
Good job.
Fenmar
Fenmar4 May 2011, 11:02
At first I thought the old men would kill me but no, they just don't stop giving me stupid weapons I don't need! :D Great idea.
mintman6 May 2011, 01:00
Neat little game. I like the idea. Throwing items felt a little weird - like they should have released faster, and after pressing shift five times my sticky keys manager thing came up - I'd probably avoid that key, it felt kind of awkward. The puzzles were good.
Dark Acre Jack6 May 2011, 15:31
I had a giggle. What am I, an alien or monkey or monkey alien?
Kynrael7 May 2011, 17:36
Love the idea !
Cirrial
Cirrial8 May 2011, 15:14
I liked this game. With stacks of enemies it became completely impossible to get out of the barrage of help but fortunately there was never a situation where enemies never stopped coming. Love the inversion of the concept. "STOP GIVING ME THINGS!" Also, I'm pretty sure the protagonist is some kinda rat person. Might just be me.
Switchbreak
Switchbreak8 May 2011, 16:46
Ahaha brilliant. I didn't get it at first but then I figured out the mechanic and loved it. Excellent character animation on the mouse too.
mwest
mwest14 May 2011, 22:05
Clever idea, well done! Old men are a bit frustrating, but I guess that's the idea...

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