The Bachelor's Escape

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.79
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.86
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.46
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.29
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.46
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.92
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★2%
Playigitx is proud to present The Bachelor's Escape!

John McPlayer has risen to fame and fortune. Will he be able to escape from the clutches of all girls worldwide?

Arrows (or W/A/D) to move.

Space to use ugliness potions, for a brief relief.

While ugliness is in effect, you are kind of evil, so you may steal girls' money.

IT MAKES SENSE, TRUST ME.

Have fun!

Bugs:

- Sometimes (rarely) the game freezes. Sorry.

Comments7

stoz22 Aug 2011, 20:46
Pretty hilarious concept, although if you have no ugliness potion you're guaranteed to get tackled by the swarms of ladies -- there's no good way to avoid them.
johnfn
johnfn23 Aug 2011, 06:57
Amazing instruction page. Really funny mechanics - kind of like a demented platformer version of pacman. The controls could have been a little more solid, and the death screen could go by faster, but I'm loving the concept.
Shigor
Shigor24 Aug 2011, 15:38
Funny idea, really annoying audio :) (and slow game over screen)
Dark Acre Jack28 Aug 2011, 16:18
Not the biggest fan of being tricked into an inescapable pit.
eli
eli7 Sep 2011, 19:13
I thought the audio was less annoying than advertised. The rarer sound effects (win, lose, etc.) were great.

I really love the single-mindedness of the gamestate (johnfn's likening of it to pac-man was spot on). But because it's on a platforming course, there were some interesting patterns and strategies.

Really well done, especially for a first-platformer-ever. good work man!! Looking forward to future yonigames.
Chaoslab
Chaoslab8 Sep 2011, 09:59
I agree about the pac man feel, its like the power pill and munch ghosts vibe. Pretty off the wall, I like it! :-)
summaky
summaky10 Sep 2011, 13:09
On the first level, there are a part where you can't jump high enough to leave the pit. I guess you used the sprite's rect as collision detection, because there was a lot of times that I lost but there was a clear gap between the player and the girl. And, sometimes, the sound got somewhat annoying, but I guess this is what would be on the real world :-)

However, having said that, I liked this game. As the others pointed out, I though this was a platform pac-man in a very humorous set up. Well done!

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