You Can't Go Through The Door

Nice game :)

The opening screens and monolouge were attention getting, but the actual game seems a bit absent. I spent several minutes pushing buttons and getting pleasant bloops but nothing happened beyond that. From the title that may be the point, but it's not a very entertaining point.

Enormous download and, as the other commenter noted, no apparent way to progress. If there's a joke I don't get it.

Loved the Costanza logo. Didn't really get what to do so I just hammered keys until it froze. Fortunately, mashing buttons is fun.

NOTE!: File size is large because it contains wave audio. I cannot get game maker to work with any compressed file sizes. if you know a solution let me know.

To those of you who cannot find a solution: There is one. I won't say what it is, to keep user experience pure... but there is an endgame to the scenario.

KTHNXBAI

I loved the logo :-)
However, I suspect I can't complete the game at all as it doesn't recognize my full home row (end key of the right part I have "ñ", which the game doesn't recognize at all). What a shame...

I liked the music in the beginning, but I have the same problem as summaky.
About using compressed audio-formats, maybe this can help: http://gmc.yoyogames.com/index.php?showtopic=460201
I haven't tried it yet, though.

I uh... I uh... I was trying to figure out of I was playing Rick Astley or not. Didn't sound like it, but I wish it was.

Love the COSTANZA logo in the sega font. Pretty cool tunes, too!