Zombie Scientists Had Too Much Kitten

by jujule
Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.76
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.65
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.82
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.88
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.12
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.56
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.73
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.93
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★33%
Et Voila  !

Story :

An unknown Shadow Agent has implented K-pop augmented kittens in every Zombie Scientists from the Center Brain of Planet Mars. As a result all mega-neural-computers of said Scientists have started manufacturing a new weapon of mass destruction : the Random Evolution Bomb. These devices, dropped on our planet, randomize evolution of all animals within their range, effectively creating monstruous hybrids.

Of course, your hot girlfriend is the key to saving the world : here genetic code holds the identity of the shadow agent and the map to the Zombie Scientists weapon factries is tatooed somewhere on her body. Cut through the army of randomly evolved monsters and reach her to save the world !

Of course, you are naked.

Good luck. Kisses.

- on the map screen,just wait for the bombs to fall
- on the next screen, fight the hybrids with direction keys and space

I'm ashamed.

Comments17

dvdking27 Aug 2012, 12:06
I don't see any download link
andreyin
andreyin27 Aug 2012, 13:02
Where's the download link?
tigerj
tigerj27 Aug 2012, 13:21
There is no download link
jujuleauthor27 Aug 2012, 18:16
Sorry guys !

I just discovered that you have to put http:// in front of the link for it to appear properly.

It is fixed now.
tigerj
tigerj28 Aug 2012, 00:15
Thanks for updating the link I am downloading now!
tigerj
tigerj28 Aug 2012, 00:22
If you read the game is a lot of fun. I had a much more enjoyable time after reading over what was going on. Going in blind was a little bad and not recommended.

Thanks for making this game!
geekygenius
geekygenius28 Aug 2012, 09:51
I love the style of this. Now I wanna make my own ASCII game!
jujuleauthor28 Aug 2012, 09:51
@tigerj

It is admittedly a bad game ! It is also buggy as hell. Everything went wrong during development, mostly because I started completely unprepared and then focused on other things than basic gameplay. Many lessons ( hopefully ) learned.

But thanks for playing and commenting !
Prealpha28 Aug 2012, 10:08
Lovely, yummy insanity. There might be a bug that leaves you with low health and the same types of enemies when you die / win and start over.
jujuleauthor28 Aug 2012, 14:24
@Prealpha : indeed, I can see this bug. But can I legally fix it ?
bushmango28 Aug 2012, 16:49
I want to play Dwarf Fortress now.

What was going on? Loved the style! Just needs some more iteration...
Qaterknan
Qaterknan28 Aug 2012, 17:02
Sadly it is too short and have just a little content. :( I'd love to see more because there is really a lot of potential: Great graphics (fan of ASCII games here! :) ) and funny plot.
Knighty
Knighty29 Aug 2012, 11:07
I liked the ASCII graphics. As for the gameplay, it was hard to figure what I was doing exactly.
neocrey
neocrey3 Sep 2012, 09:35
Very addictive and stylish game. ASCII-graphics are amazing in this game!
zx81
zx816 Sep 2012, 21:02
Although the game is very simple I really liked it!!
Good effort!
goerp6 Sep 2012, 21:12
Haha, short but maybe the funniest game I have played yet. The story with all the popular buzzwords combined, and 'of course you're naked' was terrific! Absurd!. Applause! Cheer! Next time make it longer!
Did you really make this with unity?

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