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Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.74
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.60
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.18
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.84
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.51
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.29
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.77
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.52
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★88%
NOW IN 2 DISTINCT FLAVORS: VANILLA COMPO VERSION AND CHOCOLATE POST-COMPO ENHANCED EDITION.

A game of collecting dots... or a confrontation with notorious russian hacker? Minimalistic game with full story, PLOT TWIST, different types of challenges, spoken dialogues, free exploration and TWO DIFFERENT ENDINGS.

A game that is not sold by its' screenshot.

Also: stay on watch for the secret potato room!

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Comments55

CogentInvalid29 Apr 2013, 04:15
I can't find a way to download this game.
Andrew Shouldice29 Apr 2013, 04:16
This looks great, but there are no download links.
Toinane
Toinane29 Apr 2013, 04:19
where are the download link ?
Greg Power29 Apr 2013, 04:28
100% Safe Download - ironic title?

Does look pretty good!
Nsmurf29 Apr 2013, 04:38
How do I download?
Guardian_Bob
Guardian_Bob29 Apr 2013, 04:44
Not playable, that kinda sucks.
3.14author29 Apr 2013, 12:09
Nooooo, I failed at submitting. Kinda embarassing, but now the game is playable. Go go go. It's a flash game actually, so the title IS ironic :).
tonic29 Apr 2013, 13:11
Very nice visual theme, and the game was pretty fun as well! The speech was a bit surprising and spooky in a way.
Andrew Shouldice29 Apr 2013, 13:21
I laughed. Nice work!
My Milked Eek
My Milked Eek29 Apr 2013, 14:48
I liked the game. Very interesting art style. Worked pretty well.
Xaychru04
Xaychru0429 Apr 2013, 15:10
This game is sooo cool !
Hilarous sound effects, dynamic and minimalist artstyle, level design is also very good: Matches perfectly with the theme ;)
donan
donan29 Apr 2013, 15:12
Totally awesome game :D Its really hard, minimalist, funny.
Yarek29 Apr 2013, 18:20
It's a nice game actually gj :)
IceCliff
IceCliff29 Apr 2013, 19:04
I really dug this! :)
iamorim29 Apr 2013, 19:19
Hahaha! Did you record the voices? They are very nice.
daandruff29 Apr 2013, 21:04
Really fun game! Was only missing some cool music, but I can't complain about much else... awesome!
Martin_Monosys29 Apr 2013, 21:37
Good game, nice voice acting!!! Could need some music, however! And also, I'm not little or an american... :P
dstozek
dstozek29 Apr 2013, 22:16
Great work! Love the voices and the level design!
Hegemege
Hegemege29 Apr 2013, 22:46
Haha, really nice humour :DD

Nice visual effects, although they started to hurt my eyes after a bit. The controls felt smooth and the game felt in overall really polished, so good job!
Jalict
Jalict29 Apr 2013, 22:58
This game is really well done actually. I really enjoy how polished it is. The voices are quite funny which ads to the humour.
Jellycakes29 Apr 2013, 22:59
I liked the whole concept of the game. I did get a bit hard at parts but I did really like it. Couldn't find the potato room though :(
KunoNoOni
KunoNoOni29 Apr 2013, 23:40
Wow! That was one trippy experience. Excellent visual and audio components. Good use of Theme.
minism
minism30 Apr 2013, 01:35
Laughed my ass off at some parts. 5/5 in audio and humor. Gameplay is pretty decent too, there was some really hard screens. good job
henrykun
henrykun30 Apr 2013, 04:02
I love the map, it feels alive, very nice job. It seems that you put a lot of efforts on it, the recordings and animations.
Zathalos30 Apr 2013, 05:26
Cool game. The two different endings added some nice replayability and the voice work added some nice flavor to the game. Good job.
SaintHeiser30 Apr 2013, 05:52
Not bad. To slooooooow in rooms with many objects =(
Prelucid
Prelucid30 Apr 2013, 06:25
This was fun and funny. One of the best I've played today
Chman
Chman30 Apr 2013, 09:06
So simple, but the humor made it great :D I like it !
Jubjub.30 Apr 2013, 10:09
so cool, played the entire thing! The first time he laughs I laughed out loud. Really great use of blocks here, it looks really interesting the way they jiggle and things, very clever.
hgouveia
hgouveia30 Apr 2013, 10:30
Great game! i love the feel of the "organic wall" completely different game with a lot of personality
AlanZucconi30 Apr 2013, 12:31
I really like the look of walls! :-)
It actually enhances the game experience a lot! :-)

The voice, however... was a little bit scaring haha! :D
It made me jump the first time I heard it! :-)
Loren30 Apr 2013, 20:06
So fun! I loved the visual style, that was great :) nice job!
unusualcadence30 Apr 2013, 20:09
Hah, loved this! Put a big smile on my face :)
Galvesmash1 May 2013, 01:56
Amazing game! Stop hacking my computer! ò.ó
Dohan
Dohan1 May 2013, 17:08
The walls graphics are hypnotic. Also, potato room found! :D
KevinZuhn
KevinZuhn2 May 2013, 14:47
Very much enjoyed the wobbly walls and the hacker's voice. I like that you put enemies even in completely safe rooms, it kept the game feeling lively.
alcazar2 May 2013, 17:58
A very very nice game to play. It's incredible what you can do with only white squares just zooming in and out.
Zccc
Zccc2 May 2013, 22:34
Really scary! ahah I love the effect on the objects and walls!
goerp4 May 2013, 20:01
I was sold by looking at the screenshot. And then I played the game and liked it even more. It was very pretty in its simplicity.
And a proper Villain as well 'how did you do that?'.
The only thing I would have liked was some music. It may have been harder but for a compo this is just right; you can finish it in a limited time.
I'm curious about the enhanced edition, but that will have to wait until after the compo.
Milo
Milo7 May 2013, 01:46
This was a nice game. It seemed easy the first play through, when I didn't defeat the computer, but it was waaaaaay more challenging (in a good way) when I did defeat him.

(Also, why are my instincts to collect dots so strong?)
MathiO9 May 2013, 13:16
I really enjoyed this on the whole.
ohsqueezy
ohsqueezy11 May 2013, 12:03
Nice imagination of the inside of a computer! I felt a visceral sensation from the effects in the final room.
euwaku11 May 2013, 18:52
SQUARES! The visual effects here are giving so much depth in the level design, I loved it. The voice acting was pretty fun and overall it's a good entry!
I got the bad ending : (
MinionStudios
MinionStudios11 May 2013, 21:11
Funny. Not quite sure what the whole "Little American" statement meant...
Tifu
Tifu12 May 2013, 11:00
Nice visuals and gameplay love the humorous idea. Great stuff! :D
Orni
Orni15 May 2013, 07:11
great game - this was an awesome experience, thanks

well done :D
Gungnir
Gungnir19 May 2013, 16:46
Way to extract maximum value with minimal visual range. Actually oddly atmospheric. A super stripped down system shock vibe :)
Misael.K
Misael.K19 May 2013, 23:02
Really liked this. The voice acting seems taken straight from a B movie, which adds to humor.
The wobbly squared graphics truly make this.
Great job!
michail
michail19 May 2013, 23:03
Very nice to play with interesting idea and pleasant graphics. Solid job!
Zim the Fox
Zim the Fox20 May 2013, 21:17
Fantastic job! I love your accent!

It is a fun little game, not much to say. Full screen is a little blurry but that is all right. And no, didn't find the potato room.
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