Diet Simulator 2013

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.91
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.60
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.43
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.94
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.40
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.57
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.54
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★52%
With Diet Simulator 2013 now you too can experience the Thrills of Dieting(TM) from the comfort of your own chair, sofa or other sedentary position with access to an HTML5 capable device. You decide whether to eat healthy foods like broccoli and carrots, or 'live a little' and splurge on ice cream or cookies. Careful though, make sure to monitor your nutrient intake to avoid potential health complications. Diet Simulator 2013 is not responsible for any chronic diseases brought about through poor dieting choices.

Everybody now, "1-2-3 Diet!" with Diet Simulator 2013!

Comments14

puttputt
puttputt29 Apr 2013, 03:53
HAHAHAH, this made my day!
DDRKirby(ISQ)29 Apr 2013, 03:55
Neat! Simple, but still amusing.
roaet29 Apr 2013, 03:55
I was really considering making something like this game due to my keto diet. I'm glad someone was on the same page as me! Love it. Thanks!
mire
mire29 Apr 2013, 03:58
Great idea. Think the interface should explain more- not just calorie intake, but nutrition to maintain health. People are too caught up on the number of calories and forget about the important of overall nutrition. Would make a great learning game for all ages. Would love to see more.
Follett29 Apr 2013, 04:00
That was hilarious!
fueelin29 Apr 2013, 04:39
Cool idea. Definitely an interesting take on the theme, made me smile.
bobo72a29 Apr 2013, 04:50
Great game! It's hard to get iodine though.
nicotuason29 Apr 2013, 04:54
Holy crap is this accurate? I uh... need to go buy spam
daniel
daniel29 Apr 2013, 05:05
Cute game, spam is apparently nectar of the gods.
heuermh3 May 2013, 05:41
Nice idea. Need more foods with iron in them -- where is the spinach and greens? :)
DaveDobson
DaveDobson4 May 2013, 19:38
Very funny take on Minimalism. I died of anemia, but I'd gotten down near the target weight. It seemed like it was hard to win without knowing the nutritional values of some of the foods. Nice work!
filtoid5 May 2013, 13:38
It was a fun game - and quick to finish so not too much of a grind and I did replay it. :)
manax
manax5 May 2013, 16:48
Nice game, kinda hard. Died several times. Seemed like the weight loss didn't quite match my expectations, might have helped to just give a calorie counter as well. (But from a gameplay standpoint, maybe it was fine as is.)

Someone should talk to the person doing the shopping! All that damn pie & icecream & pizza, and often not nearly enough carrots!
MrBlade
MrBlade5 May 2013, 23:18
Great game! Feels like a text adventure. I love the black and white graphics. Certainly fits the minimalist theme. Great work! :D

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