Minimum Reason Game: Hail To The Potato King

I wish I could do this in real life.

Everyone wishes

Lol does it ever end?

Worshiping never ends

I laughed :) very funny and indeed minimalistic, well done!

My mouse button is crying

Maximum worship

I feel like this shoud be a facebook game. ;)

it is what it is I guess. i like the anti-spam.

LOL, so hilarious. I said I'd never kneel before a potato but I guess I'm just another perfect potato idiot. Well done!

Perfect Potato Idiot :)

Ahahah so cool!! Well Done!

I like how, if you change focus from the game, it automatically pauses. I'd hate for my hard earned rank to dissipate while I was checking my e-mail!

Potatoes rules the world

beat 300 points

Ahhahahahahahah!
Oh LOL... My god, my stomach...
It's really fun =)

I'm a perfect potato idiot with a finger cramp.

I'm apparently a Perfect Potato Idiot. Not sure if I should be proud or sad.

All hail the potato king!!

Most hilarious thing I've found so far, amazing... xD

All hail the potato king

I like it when he sheds tears of joy.

click click click

Interesting idea, but there is no way to lose. Five stars for humor.

OK, I got to 520-somethin, but whatever. is trollgame

Should belong to the Jam division (the background photo), but whatever. Totally minimalistic.

The facial expressions and dialogue tickled me. If you continue to develop this, have you considered an evolution of the instruction, input, and response?

I want my five minutes back!

Haha, hilarious game. Love the potato dialog!

Can't put it in the compo if you didn't create the assets during the jam, sorry. (Entertaining, though.)

Wrong theme?
Fun little game, I like the rhythmic changes (coming along with mood changes for the potato king).

Hehe, I'm a perfect potato idiot. I stopped around 300.
This experience is as fun as weird. I think I'm going to eat potatoes at lunch for vengeance.

- SEPHY (@sephyka)

POTATO

yay I became a perfect potato idiot

I will never be a potato. ;_;

Was anyone else slightly disturbed by the mirrored potato background? *potatowhisper* What was that? Are you there potato? I... Obey....

Alright... :D
I didn't make a rating for the graphics because of the compo rules.

Weird, but also not a game.

It was nice to slap your face into the ground though.