Perfect Crime

by cmayhem
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.41
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.40
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.90
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.05
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.36
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.96
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.87
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.23
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★93%
A minimalistic take on committing the perfect crime. All you need to do is move the body to get off scot-free!

Comments51

cmayhemauthor28 Apr 2013, 21:57
Linux version is not tested, sorry!
Kiwiboi29 Apr 2013, 08:29
Haha that was unexpected ! That was one gentle body ;P
Fun game! ^^
Idovoodoo
Idovoodoo29 Apr 2013, 09:24
Ooops, I made a bit of a mess.
Adbook
Adbook29 Apr 2013, 09:41
Very fun game ! :)

Also, FYI, the linux version does not work. It freezes on startup.
San
San29 Apr 2013, 09:45
This game is soooooooooo funny! So unexpected bloody surprise! I LOVE it!
Dissing29 Apr 2013, 09:46
Tested on Ubuntu 12.10 X86_64.
Works great!
cmayhemauthor29 Apr 2013, 10:26
Thanks for letting me know there is some problem with the Linux version, I'll try to fix it asap.
LeafThief
LeafThief29 Apr 2013, 11:38
Played on Webplayer. I smirked.
I have a hard time figuring out how parts move - but it makes the game all the more fun.

Good job!
cahman29 Apr 2013, 11:59
Fun Game! The mouse sensitivity was a little low for my tastes, but that's just my preference
DST29 Apr 2013, 12:10
Nice work! I enjoyed the splatter! ^_^
terrivellmann29 Apr 2013, 13:02
QUILTY! Awesome idea, fun game! Would play more levels if there were any.
hgouveia
hgouveia29 Apr 2013, 14:07
I love it, really funny ! and different :D
Mythalore29 Apr 2013, 14:22
If every thing in that guy's house is covered in knifes I'm not surprised he died. :)
CagedRat
CagedRat29 Apr 2013, 15:49
Blood... it's everywhere!
NiallM29 Apr 2013, 16:21
This made me laugh :D Love how fragile and unwieldy the body is.
Filth and Money29 Apr 2013, 18:49
lol! Hilarious and disgusting! I wish I knew what constituted hiding, since I ended up with a "Quilty" verdict. lol
Filth and Money29 Apr 2013, 18:53
Oh der, now I get it. lol, the chalk outline thing was confusing for me, since it wasn't used in a way that corresponds to how it's used in real life. The chalk outlines are to indicate where the body was lying when found. Maybe if you had to stuff the body into a garbage can or trunk or vat of acid or something lol
EdoMiyamoto
EdoMiyamoto29 Apr 2013, 18:57
YEAH not guilty ! ...well...the second time i played! First one was a total disaster ! Excellent game!
Beerman30 Apr 2013, 06:27
Hah! I pulled his head off and blood went everywhere!
Great fun, although it seemed to end at random even though the timer hadn't finished - is that meant to happen?
Christopher Schulte30 Apr 2013, 07:27
I don't know if this is an intentional connection, but when QUILTY showed up at the end of my bloody catastrophe, I immediately thought of Peter Seller's Clare Quilty from the film Lolita, and the sight of a blood spattered room with a corpse and that thought were so great to have together. Thanks. Keeping the blood level minimal is a neat objective to pair with the theme too.
Jod30 Apr 2013, 07:31
First try: Okay, that's kinda cool
Second try: BLOOD EVERYWHERE!

Made me laugh. Lovely graphics, sound works well with it. Would love more content with more 'dangerous' rooms.
SonnyBone
SonnyBone30 Apr 2013, 12:37
OOH I'm gonna need some paper towels to clean up that bloody mess... luckily I'm so QUILTY! THE QUICKER PICKER UPPER

This game is hilarious and well made. Great idea, great execution! GREAT GREAT GREAT
multitude
multitude30 Apr 2013, 13:14
Awesome and messy - i loved to play with your stick men :D
s0ulcrusher30 Apr 2013, 14:13
This is hilarious, "Verdict: Quilty" ending cracked me up!
nseward
nseward1 May 2013, 16:53
Oh my god! (That was so much fun. I had a whole class of teenage kids helping me.) The body must be a zombie. The have notoriously weak joints.
zkenshin
zkenshin3 May 2013, 00:51
The first time I pulled the body really quickly was quite surprising. :P Well done. :)
graytest3 May 2013, 21:26
Great idea. The mouse sensitivity could have been better. Had to pull cursor off the screen to move the body at all. Kept ripping his head off because I got annoyed and pulled too hard.. :)
dray4 May 2013, 00:04
Yeah! i made it ! not guilty after 10 tries !
Jorjon
Jorjon4 May 2013, 00:48
Nicely done! Maybe you should add more levels?
cmayhemauthor4 May 2013, 07:34
Thank you all for the comments! I'm working on turning this into a real game with options for mouse sensitivity. :)
tonic5 May 2013, 11:33
Haha, what an idea. :) Came to try the game after somebody on Twitter mentioned that he got a "stair dismount feeling" from your game (I made stair dismount). The blood wounds get triggered perhaps a bit too easily. Nice work!
Jacic5 May 2013, 21:54
'Bloody' brilliant! ;) Very fragile body though. Still, fun!
Hayawi6 May 2013, 23:44
that was gruesomely awesome PAINT THOSE WALLS RED WITH BLOOD!
tankete
tankete7 May 2013, 00:34
Nice! After about five tries, I finally committed the Perfect Crime! Fun. Nicely done.
sP0CkEr27 May 2013, 04:35
ok that was interesting -- nice effort!
kyyninen
kyyninen7 May 2013, 06:35
Gruesome murder is the best way to start a new rating day. Lovely!
ethankennerly
ethankennerly9 May 2013, 05:23
Dragging the ragdoll thrilled me. If you continue to develop this, I kept tearing off the doll's arm and I don't see what I was doing wrong; it just happened each time.
Taro Omiya
Taro Omiya9 May 2013, 05:29
What a bloody funny game! Ragdoll effect was really nice, but it was kind of easy to figure out how to complete this game.

The blood did surprise me, though. Might have helped if I knew which body part I was dragging.

And then John became a zombie.
euwaku9 May 2013, 06:15
The fun begins when you realize that you should not drag body parts too strong...
moomoo112
moomoo1129 May 2013, 08:20
well, that was.. different, needs more levels, it's kinda fun
TurboDindon
TurboDindon9 May 2013, 08:35
Heheh, your game made my day. The idea is just amazing. It was hard but I managed to get not guilty!

- SEPHY (@sephyka)
goerp9 May 2013, 11:20
That was funny.
MinionStudios
MinionStudios9 May 2013, 15:41
AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME and completely impossible and bloody
stqn9 May 2013, 18:51
Linux version, all I get is a black screen.
Zccc
Zccc9 May 2013, 21:40
Awesome :P I made the perfect crime!
Jeremias
Jeremias10 May 2013, 16:21
I hope your game isn't autobiographical :D
Should I be worried about having fun while playing football with a head?
kill0u
kill0u11 May 2013, 00:03
Nice one! You'd make a terrible killer though :D
Tsuki_Usagi13 May 2013, 03:19
omg, that was cool

wasn't expecting that he would explode when I first tried jaja xD
dem013 May 2013, 20:46
I pulled his leg and his head blew off? :P That was pretty nice, managed to win. The gameplay was pretty lame but scenery and music was nice.
Sebastian
Sebastian15 May 2013, 18:07
That moment when his head flew off XD
Very easy though, feels like their should be some more levels!

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