Real Life Simulator

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.58
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.42
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.55
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.34
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.79
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.09
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.75
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.38
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★65%
HOW TO PLAY: Every ten seconds you remember a chore. If you stockpile too many chores, you get depressed and kill yourself.

WASD to move, E to interact, ARROW KEYS to look around.

Special thanks to everyone who let me steal their music without asking,

LINKS FOR MUSIC:

Shepherd's Pie Right Now: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoF_cgomrKI

Weed Circulation: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEoMI9BwHp4

Kokoro: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baUY9LFlYh0

Slap Time: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_L_e1GcddRQ

Genres: simulation

Comments22

brogrammers27 Aug 2013, 02:33
Not working on Firefox (Windows) :(
dcolgan27 Aug 2013, 02:39
This is the first game I've played that had an existentialism meter. You certainly nailed the dark humor, and the graphics have a certain charm.
fferro23427 Aug 2013, 02:44
Worked on Chrome. Funny game, after retrying the music cut off a couple of minutes into my second round and stayed off which was sad.
Skye
Skye27 Aug 2013, 04:37
well this was silly :3
Travis Irby27 Aug 2013, 05:19
love the graphics, animations, humor. well donee
Steve Cochrane27 Aug 2013, 05:25
I'm not okay with you just grabbing music from others without permission since it's against the rules and the spirit of the whole thing, though maybe things are more lax in the jam vs. the compo? Nice graphics though.
Tiago27 Aug 2013, 05:25
Didn't work on Safari, but worked on Chrome!

Very nice and funny game hahaha, finally got to finish it after some tries, the to do list can get quite hard some times! just missing some music, but overall good job!
TailyILoveYouauthor27 Aug 2013, 16:23
@Steve Cochrane Yeah I feel pretty scummy about just taking people's music, but the Jam is indeed much more lax about that kind of stuff, and I tried to hide the music a little so it's more of an easter egg than a crutch of the game. I would have totally made my own music if I had the full 72 hours to work.
Bmanrules27 Aug 2013, 18:16
Nice game! Very nice art style and funny chores. I couldn't play the newgrounds version because I don't have an account, so the mirror was nice :) well done!
Brejlounek27 Aug 2013, 18:53
Try to give credit to the creators of music somewhere. Soundtrack is great! :D This game is really funny! I wonder, where did the dildo disappear to...? And why does he want to make a toast when he says "Fuck."? :D
Reicher
Reicher27 Aug 2013, 20:18
One of the funniest games I played yet! Ending "reward" was best.
dook27 Aug 2013, 22:23
Hehe... man that was dark. But the sounds and graphics are superb.
Pixelfan Games
Pixelfan Games28 Aug 2013, 19:40
I like the movement, the concept, missed music ingame, but anyway good job.
Pinktreeleaf28 Aug 2013, 19:44
funny but the music did not work.
MuciojadPL
MuciojadPL28 Aug 2013, 19:51
Great :D First time I can make suicide.
Meep29 Aug 2013, 00:20
Brilliant! Like others've said, dark humor, but very well put together. Nice work!
jrbitt29 Aug 2013, 05:25
Very fun and I good the sensation lot of thing to do each 10 second one more thing, one more more...very good!
Oxygamer29 Aug 2013, 16:00
Skeleton in the first room) lol
gre
gre31 Aug 2013, 15:48
Was fun! saw some strange objects also!
manuq
manuq31 Aug 2013, 21:33
Very fun and great humorous graphics!
Tritax6 Sep 2013, 05:13
Web link doesn't seem to work. Stealing music from others really goes against the spirit (and rules) of Ludum Dare as well.

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