CAN YOU MAKE A HIT MILLION-DOLLAR GAME IN ONLY ONE TRY

This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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coolness: 0.20

fun: 1.53

innovation: 1.81

overall: 1.56

theme: 2.44

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Made in about thirty minutes because I threw out my other idea in a fit of depression (and math going way over my head, but mostly depression). Then I vented all of that into a Twine "game".

None of your choices matter, just like in real life.

Please rate 1 star for everything! thank you