Hot Wife: Belarus

by devo
Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.03
Fun★★★★★★★★★★1.41
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.28
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.45
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.20
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.41
Humor★★★★★★★★★★2.58
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.38
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★46%
Music by Ian McKinney

Shopping for a Wife
Click on a wife to swap it with the left adjacent wife. Wives on the left edge
swap with wives on the right edge.

Match 2 or more adjacent wives of the
same color to have them removed.

Wives in rows or columns that add up to
10 bitcoins will be automatically removed.

Finding the One
When only one wife remains you purchase her and reveal your future together
(There are at least 7 endings).

(Press 'r' to restart. You will have to restart to see more endings.)

There are three endings that happen after one choice and two non resolvable situations after one choice. So only four of the starting choices will result in longer puzzles.

Comments14

Venks18 Dec 2013, 04:19
Not sure if I'm doing wrong, but I don't see the game anywhere. Does it work on mobile browsers?
Tom 7
Tom 718 Dec 2013, 04:20
I didn't understand what was going on with the mechanic (most of the time, clicking cleared a huge area of the board) and the game made me uncomfortable (because I wasn't sure I "got" the satire), but I suspect that may be part of the idea. Music did have a Hotline: Miami creep factor!
stvr
stvr18 Dec 2013, 04:24
I would rather play a Belarus marriage service simulator than another zombie game. However, the game seems to self-resolve after a single click, and it happens so quickly there's no chance to see or understand the rules of the game. Unique concept though.
Dcandle18 Dec 2013, 04:33
I've checked if nothing was wrong on my computer and it didn't seems so, but music didn't play. Without any sound it was pretty stern

Not sure if i'm getting right. But "unspoiled by feminism"?
Even if it's sarcastic i found it pretty lame.

For the mechanics, i didn't get it at first but it was ok after a few play.
deathray
deathray18 Dec 2013, 05:43
I didn't quite get the gameplay and don't know enough about Belarus to make sense of the humor. But the music did make it funny.
Maple
Maple18 Dec 2013, 08:17
I think I managed to get all the endings. Kinda funny how the wife unspoiled by feminism is asian. :p The audio was pretty creepy -- I liked it! Though in this context it kinda made me feel like that dirty rat looking through porn advertisements in a dark littered alleyway. . . Good job!
madmaw18 Dec 2013, 10:52
Freaky for some reason
olafsworld9823 Dec 2013, 02:40
Your game wasn't loading for me : [... I'll give you good ratings anyways.
gnargle
gnargle23 Dec 2013, 18:10
Horrifying fart game. Was sufficiently creeped out. 9/10 - IGN
saulopz
saulopz26 Dec 2013, 17:46
I think it has a little bug or I don't understood how to play.
Moosefly29 Dec 2013, 19:47
As stvr already said, most of the time the game seemed to be over after only a single click, making it somewhat uninteresting to play.
jomomomo
jomomomo4 Jan 2014, 00:53
Interesting, I couldn't get more than one click. Audio was really interesting...

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