Juan is a victim of Iritable Bowel Syndrome. This morning, unaware of the fact that unabsorbable carbohydrates are the main cause of flatulence, Juan was sitting at home enjoying a lunch of beans, broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, artichokes, raisins, pulses, lentils, onions, prunes, apples, Brussel sprous, and many more such ill-advised choices.
So engrossed was Juan with his food that he failed to notice the alien invasion that had begun in the world outside, and so he was no doubt surprised when his house was demolished, and his lunch scattered throughout the world.
The principal components of a defense against an alien invasion might be siad to be the following: 1) A group of able diplomats willing to negotiate with the extraterrestrial leaders. 2) A team of trained scientists ready to analyse the alien race, in order to gain a better understanding of their biology, society, and weaponry. 3) A well trained army prepared to do what it takes to protect humanity.
Unfortunately, you only get Juan.
Note: I really rushed at the end, and as such the game, is only just barely playable. I will try to get this sorted out.
First off I would very strongly encourage you to play and rate others' games. Else you will get very few rating yours (4 so far, 5 with me). I got to the end of the second level but Juan wouldn't squeeze down the underground path and nothing happened at the end on top. I really like the way J. runs, actually quite similar to how our protagonist moves.
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