You Only Get Juan

by doitle
Overall★★★★★★★★★★1.93
Fun★★★★★★★★★★1.75
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.05
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.26
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.05
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.71
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.33
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.31
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★95%
Edit: The size is now considerably smaller. I compressed the .wav files and also got rid of some python libraries that were being included but (hopefully) not being used. If it doesn't run for anyone leave a comment and I'll put back in whatever library is missing.

Something has come up, and I will not be able to work on this entry any more today, so I'm submitting as is. If I had more time I was planning to transition into a side-scroller pitfall-style game as you escape from the cavern.

Controls:
Arrow keys to make selections
Space or Enter to select / skip the splash screen
Escape will quit at the end
F11 will toggle fullscreen

Comments29

zconnelly13
zconnelly1316 Dec 2013, 03:53
BAHHAHAHAHAHHA. So great. I laughed unreasonably hard at it
ambi16 Dec 2013, 03:54
I'm stuck at first screen after menu and character selection.
Piat
Piat16 Dec 2013, 04:35
I also only get to a screen after character selection. Not sure if that is the joke or if its a bug. Unrated until confirmation/fix
doitle
doitleauthor16 Dec 2013, 04:52
The scene after the character select is the end of the game. Something came up and I was forced to submit early before I could continue developing the cavern. If you hit escape at that point it will exit the game. Sorry for the confusion.
Piscythe16 Dec 2013, 05:32
I did a 40mb download for this. My one suggestion would be to compress your music - each track is over 10mb!
Crowbeak
Crowbeak16 Dec 2013, 05:40
I know you didn't get hardly anywhere with this, but it still made me laugh pretty hard.
ErikU16 Dec 2013, 08:18
Hah, it looked so promising. That's too bad it couldn't continue, it seemed like it had a good style and humour.
ashen16 Dec 2013, 08:19
Ahhh the irony! Why did you even submit this? I wasted almost 10 minutes downloading and then trying to work out what is wrong with the game. Not cool.
Sheep16 Dec 2013, 11:03
Okay that was hilarious. Sad it was so short.
kbake16 Dec 2013, 18:35
I was looking forward to where this was going, the bit there is promising!
vanaficionado16 Dec 2013, 18:43
No content? Just a man named Juan lying dead on the ground?am I missing somthing XD? Still gets points for art/music/comedy!
LTPATS16 Dec 2013, 21:04
Even though it's not complete I still really enjoyed it. The use of the theme is fantastic and the abruptness of the ending is actually kinda charming in a way, the music really helps.
@TeddyNashor16 Dec 2013, 21:43
stuck on your second screenshot screen?
LastResortGames16 Dec 2013, 23:46
I don't know if I should rate it as if the final product was what you had intended all along because it's pretty entertaining on its own. And the music is nice.
ResponSyS17 Dec 2013, 01:49
I knew I was the only one that would have this idea!
seagaia
seagaia17 Dec 2013, 07:22
The character select was funny
MrTedders
MrTedders17 Dec 2013, 19:32
It was a pretty amazing experience. Good work!
Lacutis18 Dec 2013, 04:09
Funny, I wish I would have known it wasnt finished but I'll give you credit for theme heh.

I put a windows version of my LD up like you asked for if you want to check it out.
MRvanderPants18 Dec 2013, 17:49
Cool graphics, but there wasn't anything happening after the char selection
suoraviiva18 Dec 2013, 18:28
A bit short ;) Looking promising, though!
30dogs18 Dec 2013, 20:31
Hilarious. Too bad we don't get to see the finished product. I find myself having trouble giving you a low score on anything besides Fun.
Bruno Massa19 Dec 2013, 06:20
CRAZY! hahahaha loved it.
doitle
doitleauthor20 Dec 2013, 01:18
I really hope Lost King is planning to post the soundtrack for this somewhere for download.
doitle
doitleauthor20 Dec 2013, 01:23
^ is meant for another game. Press X to Win specifically...
GarethIW
GarethIW20 Dec 2013, 08:46
Hahaha, worth it for a giggle. Shame you didn't have time to make the actual game ;)
DDRKirby(ISQ)24 Dec 2013, 10:25
so much potential D:
huhwhozat5 Jan 2014, 00:19
I can sum this up with one word: Heh.

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