FFFFFF... The Game of Corporate Misanthropy

by danhett
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.11
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.93
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.14
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.21
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.43
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.14
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.42
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★52%
MEMO: Bollocks! It's the company team building day, and you're expected to mingle with your idiot co-workers. How long can you keep your cool while keeping your raging hatred BENEATH THE SURFACE?

Created by Dan Hett, Dan Whitehead, and Johnny Rathbone.

Let's never speak of this again.

Comments16

hathol
hathol28 Apr 2014, 15:25
Hahaha, this is great! Very short, but I really like the style of it :)
Ludonaut
Ludonaut28 Apr 2014, 16:42
Hilarious and awesome. Well done.
Lyje
Lyje29 Apr 2014, 14:33
Wow. Just wow. - Phi
TijmenTio30 Apr 2014, 00:31
AAACK LEAVE ME ALOOOONE
Mental Atrophy
Mental Atrophy4 May 2014, 18:06
My coworkers are almost as annoying as the background music.
PaperBlurt
PaperBlurt4 May 2014, 18:14
Awesome mood and good gameplay and also:

IT'S FUCKING TRUE!

Important game that tells the truth!
peterrstanley4 May 2014, 18:25
This was different from what I have played so far. It is an interesting concept. It was quite funny.
Thorig
Thorig4 May 2014, 18:30
Funny game.
GrooveMan
GrooveMan4 May 2014, 18:39
I dig the grimy, 80s analogue style of this. It took me a fraction to work out what the movement controls were. If there's a run or push button, it'd be that much more engaging~
ThingoStudios4 May 2014, 18:51
I'm not sure if the word "fun" is really applicable here, but this game certainly made me laugh. You can keep playing after your rage peaks, though. Intentional?
Cake&Code4 May 2014, 19:00
Pressing the little red light in the corner spawns more people, I almost crashed my game by spawning in a ton!! :D
SevenKingdomsSurvivors4 May 2014, 19:39
Oh man I just bookmarked this game. Gotta show it to my coworker next week. haha
danhett
danhettauthor4 May 2014, 20:56
Wow, you're right, you CAN spawn a million horrible co-workers. Eh, it's funny, I'm going to leave it in (in case you want to ramp this up to being the Dark Souls of office work simulators)
kibertoad
kibertoad4 May 2014, 21:29
Yep, that's exactly how most of the people make me feel when I get out of my room. Wish there was a gun in the room.
cptalbertwesker12 May 2014, 12:38
Love it! Am I taking it as very British or is this a universal thing? Either way, love the graphics, love the monotonous music and the ultimate explosion, great stuff! Shame there was no obnoxious voices for your co-workers.

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