Ludum Dare #31compo

Christmas Punch!

by laxeot

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.72

Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.75

Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.33

Theme★★★★★★★★★★1.79

Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.97

Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.27

Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.93

Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.81

Coolness★★★★★★★★★★64%

(PLEASE READ THE BUG BELOW, OTHERWISE THIS GAME WILL SUCK)
If you were a tree would you protect your own kind? Your objective is simple... kill anyone who tries to buy a tree. Godspeed. Five trees, unlimited customers, and one brave tree (that's you!)

Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around.

IMPORTANT
There is a bug that makes it so you can't punch an enemy while they're standing in front of a tree. If you punch the enemy from the side, or from any angle that does not have the tree behind the enemy, it will work just fine.

CONTROLS
WASD - Move
Space - Jump
LMB - Punch Left
RMB - Punch Right
E - Water plants
ESC - Free mouse

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Comments30

Lawls8 Dec 2014, 04:32

Not all punches seem to connect

madlee8 Dec 2014, 04:33

That tag line made me chuckle. I lost pretty badly, I guess I ruined Christmas :P

psyduckfreak8 Dec 2014, 04:34

nice man

woodecker8 Dec 2014, 04:36

Good humor, sir.

jarry8 Dec 2014, 04:36

Did i just hear "fuck my ass" ? haha ^^ the game is funny.

Drtizzle8 Dec 2014, 04:37

This is crazy! Too bad the punching doesnt feel right. Nice music and sound!

ChronusZ8 Dec 2014, 04:38

Haha, what an amusing concept. I liked the music a lot as well. The punch collisions were rather broken, though.

laxeotauthor8 Dec 2014, 04:39

@Drtizzle @Lawls @ChronusZ
Yup, known glitch. When you punch an enemy who is standing in front of a tree, it thinks you're punching a tree. Working on that c:

MiniBobbo8 Dec 2014, 04:41

I'm ridiculously confused, but I enjoy being there.

And that video was awesome.

Unfortunately in Chrome my mouse wouldn't stay in the Unity plugin window so I wasn't able to really do much. What does the water do?

cxsquared8 Dec 2014, 04:42

I'm not quite sure what I just played but I think I liked it.

laxeotauthor8 Dec 2014, 04:43

@MiniBobbo the water will take down the trees percentage by 50% ^^

@cxsquared thanks i think!

shyupuff8 Dec 2014, 05:08

Hahaha really funny. Also whoever came up with that tagline, especially the pun "crucifuckin' " deserves a pat on the back. Controls were kind of wonky, but mostly quite fun. nice job!

Paperscraps8 Dec 2014, 05:10

This game made my laugh. Random and a bit glitchy, but fun stuff none the less.

mintybacon8 Dec 2014, 05:13

I liek punching butts

karlipoppins8 Dec 2014, 05:14

Amazing graphics and audio for 48h. The controls still need some work but it was funny nonetheless

jrap8 Dec 2014, 05:14

I...I don't-
like..
awesome job?

"Jesus is back, and he's not crucifuckin' around."

I..
huh?

Catwheel8 Dec 2014, 05:16

kinda difficult to punch dudes. Also, I'm not sure how to get more water, or if I can get more water.

laxeotauthor8 Dec 2014, 05:17

@Catwheel The punching is a bit broken, and water comes every three minutes ^^

Red Sigma8 Dec 2014, 05:18

Nicolas Cage on a body pillow and Steve Buscemi is clouds.
'Nuff said

mtinkerhess8 Dec 2014, 05:19

Fun game, very funny!

Did you make all these assets in 48 hours? Pretty impressive if so, but I get the feeling they might be from the asset store or somewhere else (I think I heard the X-Files theme in there)? I hate to be a jerk but you're not supposed to do that for Compo entries -- it's okay for Jam entries. The rules are here: http://ludumdare.com/compo/rules/

Quarterflip8 Dec 2014, 05:20

Tended to get stuck on dead bodies. Also Jesus has gone super tree-huggery since last time he was around...

Nuclear Napalm8 Dec 2014, 05:38

Soundrack creates great mood for this game)) Collidion detection appeared buggy, but still its fun))

T1MGames8 Dec 2014, 05:42

Sad that you didn't use "Wood" at 0:04 in the video, lol.

volkoivan8 Dec 2014, 05:46

Soooo... Where is LD theme there?
Also, I don't really know why people find these game funny.
There better examples in jam, that funnier and don't have such a banal humor
So yeah