Who cares Entire Game?

by bukt
Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.84
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.52
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.59
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.81
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.13
Audio★★★★★★★★★★2.87
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.57
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.85
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★51%
Hello again, ladies and gentlemans! `Who cares` at your service. Again and as always.

Today we are proudly introduce you our newest and annoyest game: `Who cares entire game?`. Are you already tuned?

Look, main point is as old as your Atari: hit-and-run. Release your tiny mouse and place your fingers on keyboard - there are only arrows and `Space` keys available. Basically, use them for movement of your hero. Also, there are three characters (you can switch between them with `left` and `right`), and each have three special attacks (change them with `up` and `down`). Shoot with `space`. But be very very carefull.

Why? The big idea is - "All UI is always on screen". And, the coolest part - "All UI is always responsible". Whenever you rotate your hero - you switch between them. If you want to run forward - they also change their attack.

And for cherry-on-top: you are always in the `Main menu`. Tap `shoot`-button when `New Game` item is selected, and (ta-da!), you will reset all your progress without any confirmation.

The absolute record at our local contest for this game non-resetted playing is 1 minute and 45 seconds. Do you really think, you can beat it?

Keep calm and stay alive.

Comments17

Grindstorm9 Dec 2014, 03:25
Awesome idea, super-ridiculous. But, The Ninja kick doesn't seem to hurt or fend off the zombies :(
panda
panda9 Dec 2014, 03:26
Great use of the theme! The game is pretty much impossible though!
Taldius9 Dec 2014, 03:42
Really fun game but also almost impossible to play! xD
I had a similar idea but I didn't have the guts to do it.
Nice job!
Shivur9 Dec 2014, 06:05
That could be a great game but the controls make it just too confusing. But who cares right?
Ryusui
Ryusui9 Dec 2014, 07:30
Ugh. I feel like I've been trolled. Points for cleverness, but this thing makes Desert Bus look like a pinnacle of playability.
Vaclav
Vaclav10 Dec 2014, 13:11
This is crazy :D
BlackBulletIV12 Dec 2014, 01:17
A highly unique take on the theme, but I'm afraid it just feels impossible to properly play.
ZNCatlaw
ZNCatlaw12 Dec 2014, 05:26
I tried! I really, really tried! My best strategy was to switch to the macho man, leave the main menu button on 'resume' and then use the round-house kick over and over. I killed some zombies this way.

I am attracted to what you did here. You challenged yourself to make something that couldn't be played.
Nelly12 Dec 2014, 10:43
who cares ld)
papazoot12 Dec 2014, 20:12
The web link doesn't work. I get 502 Bad Gateway.
daviosmash13 Dec 2014, 03:43
Controls very hard to use! But nice idea.
Chaoseed13 Dec 2014, 20:30
Playing the game is like "Pause-wait-Resume-Exit-New???".

It's clever, though. I'm glad you took the time to make it. ;) Also the music's great, heh.
Crosstales16 Dec 2014, 20:57
Great music and cool take on the theme! Nice work. Playing it was a bit hard though :)
wavertron
wavertron20 Dec 2014, 12:07
5 stars for theme. It really is every part of the game on one screen, menus and all. Unfortunately its kinda unplayable. Not sure if serious :D
Poupi25 Dec 2014, 02:25
Very nice! ;)

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