Drunken Bard
This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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You play the game as a drunken bard who's music has became so bad that everyone is after you and are trying to kill you. You retaliate by peeing all over them.
The jar in the hand at the top left hand corner of the screen shows how much pee you have left in your bladder. You can re-fill your bladder by picking up beer bottles once they have landed on the ground. Beer bottles that are in mid flight will cause you harm. Tomatoes on the other hand heal you when you pick them up.
Controls:
WASD - Move
Point and Click - Pee (You must be facing the direction you want to pee)
NOTE:
Windows users may experience flashiness and I'm not sure where that comes from, anyone who looks at the source and notices what it may by then please tell me.
The jar in the hand at the top left hand corner of the screen shows how much pee you have left in your bladder. You can re-fill your bladder by picking up beer bottles once they have landed on the ground. Beer bottles that are in mid flight will cause you harm. Tomatoes on the other hand heal you when you pick them up.
Controls:
WASD - Move
Point and Click - Pee (You must be facing the direction you want to pee)
NOTE:
Windows users may experience flashiness and I'm not sure where that comes from, anyone who looks at the source and notices what it may by then please tell me.