Spudcannon

by yarharalc

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.36

Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.93

Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.58

Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.08

Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.03

Coolness★★★★★★★★★★74%

This is a text adventure that will give you hope, break your heart, and maybe... just maybe... teach you a lesson.

I lied, it's a story about a spudcannon.

Note: I cut it short, because I was scared I'd go over time if I didn't. There will be a post compo version at some point.

Uses Squiffy:
http://docs.textadventures.co.uk/squiffy/

Comments22

ManicMiner20 Apr 2015, 03:55

Amusing text adventure - Why am I high on fire ant poison?

Neonlare20 Apr 2015, 03:58

Pretty damn funny, not much to say on the gameplay front aside from the humour, which was great and pretty unexpected considering this is LD. looking forward to the Post Compo additions. One potato... Two potato... Three potato... How many was that again?

kaype20 Apr 2015, 04:18

Good game.

Awesome graphics.
Amazing soundtrack.

11/10.

Mantlair20 Apr 2015, 04:18

Commenting so i could play/rate later...

oranebeast20 Apr 2015, 06:12

A very intersting game with a really innovative text engine. I like.

Mantlair20 Apr 2015, 08:24

Kinda short. But it was fun.

Alexander Ramsay-Baggs21 Apr 2015, 00:00

Great text adventure, and surprisingly well presented too. Very good. Can't wait to play the full version :D

Pixel Heart21 Apr 2015, 02:58

Love it!

Sorak8621 Apr 2015, 06:39

Perfect. 5 on humor :D

freeholdgames21 Apr 2015, 22:48

I think this teaches very many valuable life lessons. Should replace geography in public school curricula.

terpin21 Apr 2015, 22:48

I love text adventures and your humor kills it!

YarharALCauthor21 Apr 2015, 23:10

@freeholdgames gets it!

arhpositive21 Apr 2015, 23:14

Nice little adventure, but shooting zombies with a spudcannon (almost) never works. :D

TeamCalcium23 Apr 2015, 13:12

Very cool text adventure! I rarely see this genre around, and i really enjoyed it!

iceburg724 Apr 2015, 09:24

Brilliant text adventure; it gets right to the point; my scarves were beautiful. This game made me really happy, and it's all the funnier because it won't let me replay it, which adds weight to the narrative. Bravo!

YarharALCauthor24 Apr 2015, 23:35

@Iceburg7 WHOAWHOAWHOA. You can totally replay it. I shouldn't allow for that in hind sight, but you can. Top right of the screen

badlydrawnrod25 Apr 2015, 11:13

I really wanted to get a chance to use the spudcannon.