Y'all need Jesus

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.48
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.50
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.29
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.50
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★1.89
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.43
Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.29
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★51%
WASD to move, arrow keys to attack.

No sound because it's 1 am in the Netherlands already and I have school tomorrow.

My current highscore is around 1300, I'd love to hear from anyone who beats it.

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Comments11

cdgugler20 Apr 2015, 02:39
I found this funny in a bizarre sort of way. I like that you can jump on the ninjas and ride them when they're jump kicking.
Leandrus
Leandrus20 Apr 2015, 04:29
Jajajajaja nice little weird game.
Thanks for sharing.
Marek Lisý22 Apr 2015, 09:26
Funny little game, but I found out that I can do the record by only jumping and running, not really by the Bible. The game disproves its unconventional weapon's effectivness!
6x13
6x1322 Apr 2015, 10:47
I like the face animation while attacking.
Augustauthor22 Apr 2015, 10:50
My personal highscore isn't 119, it resets every time you launch the game. My actual highscore is over 1000 and I definitely needed the bible for that.
Archonthewizard
Archonthewizard22 Apr 2015, 18:13
Funny idea. I also got my highscore from running and jumping over everyone - 267. I'm sure with enough practice I could get a higher score with the bible, but initially it's definitely easier to skip everyone.
rjhelms23 Apr 2015, 19:10
Really funny idea. Good job - I like that you can do okay but just running, but to do really well you need to be a little tactical in when to fight and when to run.
arkelite25 Apr 2015, 02:37
The best religious game I've ever played. 10/10
zwartraider30 Apr 2015, 12:23
I love the ninja flying kick attacks! Overall all the mechanics used are pretty well implemented, and there is definately room for adding more!
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