BORD

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.06
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.27
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.13
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.87
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★26%
Birds, Birds Never change. They eat, and they poo. They are the unsung monsters of the wild. They poo on anything and everything, and almost killed that one guy on House.

Play as Bord, a lonely Goose, angry at the world, looking to get back at everyone, looking to poo on every somewhat flat surface he can find. You are Bord. Do what Bords do.

Eat. Poop. Fly.

Comments8

blurryroots
blurryroots25 Aug 2015, 04:26
Couldn't stop playing ;) I love how they loose the grin if they get pooped on and the old lady is just adorable =D
NIGIC25 Aug 2015, 04:28
Carpet bombing of annoyance.

Interesting idea. Kind of satisfying, too. Couldn't quite grasp how the scoring worked exactly, but oh well -- didn't matter too much.

Liked it. Good job!
conradte325 Aug 2015, 04:35
Now I know why birds like to poop on my car, it's quite entertaining :D
DruhinM26 Aug 2015, 14:58
Nice game. Enjoyed
collaboration26 Aug 2015, 23:22
Amusing game and funny time-killer. =)
phi
phi29 Aug 2015, 19:48
That was... interesting. I especially liked the lady whose head is completely enclosed by her umbrella. I feel like there's some deeper meaning to her existence than just to throw bird food on the ground. She covers her head to shut herself off from society, all these other people just waiting to be pooped on, she's not like them, she doesn't need to worry, because she has an umbrella, and bird food. Sometimes I feel just like this old lady. I never thought I'd think about my own life so much while playing a game about a pooping goose. Thank you.

Just in case you'd like some constructive feedback:
I actually find it quite entertaining, the flying and eating mechanism is nicely done, I just think it could use some real purpose. Don't remove the silliness, just add a goal. Also, wall collisions are a bit glitchy at times, which makes it hard to fly through the holes at the beginning. Otherwise, good work!
BeardoGames29 Aug 2015, 21:18
It's extremely satisfying to poop on somebody. Just as I suspected it might be! Nice work!

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