City Destruction Simulator 2015

by originaloldman

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.39

Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.37

Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.12

Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.76

Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.12

Humor★★★★★★★★★★2.92

Mood★★★★★★★★★★2.22

Coolness★★★★★★★★★★53%

In the most realistic simulation of the year, experience the life of a terrifying monster as he ravages a metropolis. Warning: Ridiculous controls may cause rage, high blood pressure, and death. Do not play if you have a history of smashing computer parts.

Controls:
P/; - Right foot
W/S - Left foot
O/L - Right leg
E/D - Left leg
I/K - Right arm
R/F - Left arm
J/U - Right forearm
G/T - Left Forearm

Comments13

Mr. Chocolate Salmon25 Aug 2015, 03:43

Was quite laggy for me, and gosh that loud noise when I destroyed the first building scared the life outta me :P

Shaw25 Aug 2015, 07:22

Stumbled around for ages then nearly had a heart attack when I hit the first building! haha.

Gameplay is solid, and had a great time failing to do basic human motor functions. Good job.

DruhinM25 Aug 2015, 07:45

Quite laggy for me. Good try

UrbanHelsing25 Aug 2015, 19:26

Great fun! Learn to walk again. Would be nice with a simpler mode to learn the basics without falling.

AdayMC25 Aug 2015, 19:26

Nice entry, hard as hell but interesting.

Shame on me I couldnt reach the second building before I got rage :P

Big Cow25 Aug 2015, 19:53

I really like alternative and funky player controls like this, which I was better at it!

mantis25 Aug 2015, 19:56

STRANGELY UNCOORDINATED MONSTER DESTROYS 0 BUILDING(s) PHYSICISTS INTRIGUED

Ahahahah! Eventually I managed to stumble towards buildings, but I laughed out loud when I read that :D

PowerSpark27 Aug 2015, 04:22

I liked it, I actually got 2 buildings. :)

Kassimkot27 Aug 2015, 04:24

interesting. really hard though

terop28 Aug 2015, 17:44

controls were a little difficult to learn, but the 3d graphics looks nice.

Goodzilla28 Aug 2015, 17:45

sorry controls were too confusing for my short attention span...

Strike30 Aug 2015, 12:12

A QWOP game where you really need to be a tentacle monster to play XD Or maybe in co-op mode sharing the keyboard with others ? Might be fun actually ;)

ripter2 Sep 2015, 03:42

So Hard! I had fun.

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