Distinguished Porn Story
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Game developed in 72h by two 15 years old guys in a basement eating Doritos.
Support English and fucking French with no Google Translate.
A unnecessary game by:
Benoît "B216"
Romain "Kcejalppe"
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Our story begin a long time ago, when Lenny was still a children. Lenny was certainly a brilliant kid in pee-school, his results were always good and he would always
make his parents proud... That's what Lenny though until a new kid came in his class, that new kid was that kind of kid that is always thinking he's over everybody else,
always bullying other kids, stealing them their snacks at breaks. But he wasn't really a kid... It was more like a dorito-shaped person, and as weird as he was,
he was still being accepted pretty well by the others... Maybe because everybody feared him, his name was Spinati.
Lenny sure had some fights with Spinati after he joined his class, and Spinati sure was very strong... Always shooting yellow squares at his opponents to attack and
always spinning like crazy to defend himself from being hit. Those fights were like happening every weeks, but Lenny knew he could be stronger than Spinati. Once,
he'll show Spinati that he can be strong too.
Lenny and Spinati eventually moved on to school, and there... Oh boi, the rules were slightly different. They sure continued to fight, but they always had to stay after class
to explain the director why they fighted (again). And it continued like this for few years... Until that one day... Spinati did something that Lenny never though he would do.
HE STOLE HIS COLLECTOR EDITION OF BUSTIN JIEBER'S MOST POPULAR ALBUM OF THE MOMENT (2005)! and disappeared like nothing after that.
That day, Lenny sweared Spinati was going to pay for this.
10 years later,
Lenny grew up, but he didn't forget what Spinati did to him. He was more than determined to kill him and retrieve his album from his beloved singer.
Join him in the crazy Distinguished Porn Story adventure and help him defeat Spinati and his army of multi-colored guys.
Distinguished Porn Story est à propos d'une personne lambda, qui possède une envie redoutable de tout foutre en l'air. (Un envie redoutable de traduire).
==== CONTROLS ====
WASD (Or space to jump) / arrows keys and mouse to shoot.
Xbox360/Xbox One controller is supported!
Note: If a controller is plugged, the keyboard does not work anymore!
ZQSD (Avec Espace) / les touches fléchées et la souris pour tirer.
Supporte les manettes Xbox 360 et Xbox One
PS: Si une manette est déjà branchée, le clavier est désactivé!
Macintosh users, I don't have a Mac so I can't build the game. Sorry!.
Utilisateurs de Macintosh, je ne peux pas compiler le jeu car je ne possède de Mac.
PS: Ce jeu est moche, con et sans originalité. Notre idée était trop vague à cause du thème. On ne voulais pas faire un X ème jeu dont le joueur est un monstre, changer un mignon sprite en truc "moi, moche et mes champs" pour respecter le thème. Donc nous avons choisis de faire n'importe quoi.
En: Fuck this shit, i'm out.
Support English and fucking French with no Google Translate.
A unnecessary game by:
Benoît "B216"
Romain "Kcejalppe"
----------------------
Our story begin a long time ago, when Lenny was still a children. Lenny was certainly a brilliant kid in pee-school, his results were always good and he would always
make his parents proud... That's what Lenny though until a new kid came in his class, that new kid was that kind of kid that is always thinking he's over everybody else,
always bullying other kids, stealing them their snacks at breaks. But he wasn't really a kid... It was more like a dorito-shaped person, and as weird as he was,
he was still being accepted pretty well by the others... Maybe because everybody feared him, his name was Spinati.
Lenny sure had some fights with Spinati after he joined his class, and Spinati sure was very strong... Always shooting yellow squares at his opponents to attack and
always spinning like crazy to defend himself from being hit. Those fights were like happening every weeks, but Lenny knew he could be stronger than Spinati. Once,
he'll show Spinati that he can be strong too.
Lenny and Spinati eventually moved on to school, and there... Oh boi, the rules were slightly different. They sure continued to fight, but they always had to stay after class
to explain the director why they fighted (again). And it continued like this for few years... Until that one day... Spinati did something that Lenny never though he would do.
HE STOLE HIS COLLECTOR EDITION OF BUSTIN JIEBER'S MOST POPULAR ALBUM OF THE MOMENT (2005)! and disappeared like nothing after that.
That day, Lenny sweared Spinati was going to pay for this.
10 years later,
Lenny grew up, but he didn't forget what Spinati did to him. He was more than determined to kill him and retrieve his album from his beloved singer.
Join him in the crazy Distinguished Porn Story adventure and help him defeat Spinati and his army of multi-colored guys.
Distinguished Porn Story est à propos d'une personne lambda, qui possède une envie redoutable de tout foutre en l'air. (Un envie redoutable de traduire).
==== CONTROLS ====
WASD (Or space to jump) / arrows keys and mouse to shoot.
Xbox360/Xbox One controller is supported!
Note: If a controller is plugged, the keyboard does not work anymore!
ZQSD (Avec Espace) / les touches fléchées et la souris pour tirer.
Supporte les manettes Xbox 360 et Xbox One
PS: Si une manette est déjà branchée, le clavier est désactivé!
Macintosh users, I don't have a Mac so I can't build the game. Sorry!.
Utilisateurs de Macintosh, je ne peux pas compiler le jeu car je ne possède de Mac.
PS: Ce jeu est moche, con et sans originalité. Notre idée était trop vague à cause du thème. On ne voulais pas faire un X ème jeu dont le joueur est un monstre, changer un mignon sprite en truc "moi, moche et mes champs" pour respecter le thème. Donc nous avons choisis de faire n'importe quoi.
En: Fuck this shit, i'm out.