Intergalactic Love Machine

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.94
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.88
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.14
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.46
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★4.60
Audio★★★★★★★★★★4.13
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.46
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.97
Coolness★★★★★★★★★★80%
Story:
Astro is a spaceman on a quest to bone every species in the entire galaxy. Guide him on his adventure of lust.

Credits:
Noora Klaavu - Art
Jukka Rasmus - Art
Krista Erkkilä - Art
Miikka Harjuntausta - Code

Music:
Show Me - Kamikazi1
Brewing Something Funky - STS-M1tch

Comments107

saucygames
saucygames25 Aug 2015, 00:49
10/10 dating sim, would date again
felipeberquo25 Aug 2015, 01:25
For long I've missed games like this! Great job!!!
zillix
zillix25 Aug 2015, 02:39
oh man this is awesome! very polished and entertaining. well done!
Ellian
Ellian25 Aug 2015, 12:44
Perfect score, even if the die and retry is so frustrating!
Insanely good job you did there. Super fun, incredible art style, amazing writing. Love it <3
NightShadow0
NightShadow025 Aug 2015, 13:53
Haha this is brilliant, the art style is amazing! I wish you didn't have to restart from the beginning, it's a little tedious to have to redo all your answers, but i enjoyed it! Nice work!
Hemuuuli
Hemuuuli25 Aug 2015, 18:39
I got many waifus. You have my thanks.
commodoreKid
commodoreKid25 Aug 2015, 18:51
I played it till I can win finally :) It's really funny and smart. There was another game like this in Connected Worlds LD.
Dizzly25 Aug 2015, 19:32
Really like this... not quite sure how it fits into the team apart from that you are dating monsters.
MrSylar59
MrSylar5925 Aug 2015, 21:26
Best date sim evar. I may now go in space!
Pierrec25 Aug 2015, 21:41
Restarting all over again everytime was a bit tedious, but the humor of the game is worth it!
magenta
magenta25 Aug 2015, 21:51
A great twist on the memory game! Graphics are super sleek, makes me want to watch Space Dandy now :}
magenta
magenta25 Aug 2015, 21:55
Whoops, forgot to add - the Android APK worked like a charm. In fact, I think the game is meant to be played on mobile devices!
Super Hamster
Super Hamster25 Aug 2015, 21:58
I think I'm going to get some girl friends very easily now because of this training! Thanks so much!
Birke
Birke25 Aug 2015, 22:39
Hilarious game. I think the life system did not really serve a purpose though. It might be better if you could just try out all the answers without having to start over
Literal Games25 Aug 2015, 22:50
A monster dating sim. I didn't think I'd see the day. Really lovely visuals!
dos
dos25 Aug 2015, 23:24
All my social skills have been now replaced with a knowledge from this game.

I hope you know what you're doing!
Caspila26 Aug 2015, 00:10
hahaha this was so much fun. love the art, story and audio. everything spot on! good job
BulletsArePeopleToo
BulletsArePeopleToo26 Aug 2015, 00:17
Awesome writing and graphics and art. Especially Tina.

Having to restart every time made it take forever to beat though.
Gamepopper
Gamepopper26 Aug 2015, 00:28
I love the dialogue and the text options, this is a really neat idea to base the theme on and the design of the monsters are really well made, fitting with the individual characters.
Ninja Garage26 Aug 2015, 04:53
I just loved your game, I'm not a huge fan of relationship games but I had a good time with this one. Spicy and weird!
Rulrite
Rulrite26 Aug 2015, 06:05
Brilliant game! The art is wonderful, the dialogue is funny, and the entire thing is very well-polished. I wish that I didn't have to restart from the beginning each time (maybe it could return you to the first question of the round?), but if it's meant to test your memory, I can see why it's like that. Great work!
Awpteamoose
Awpteamoose26 Aug 2015, 08:58
Really well made, I even understand why you made people replay all the dialogues again on game over.
Tina <3
rudra
rudra26 Aug 2015, 16:23
Really cool and quite different from most of the games out there. Good job :)
CrazyMinnowStudio
CrazyMinnowStudio26 Aug 2015, 18:29
Great art! Haven't played one of these in quite some time.
NikB
NikB27 Aug 2015, 14:10
This is so awesome, hard to think of anything not to like.
Also some very noteworthy puns in those dialogue options :)
Slapunas27 Aug 2015, 17:06
You should have added checkpoints, other than that it was great.
Piotrek27 Aug 2015, 17:14
Funniest game i've played on this ludum dare. Good work.
0110110127 Aug 2015, 17:16
Really good looking game, funky music, funny dialogues, all in all a solid entry!
Hippomancer27 Aug 2015, 17:25
Hilarious, with awesome alien designs.
monetai
monetai27 Aug 2015, 17:26
5/5 so fun, awesome music and "lovely" aliens =)
Strike
Strike27 Aug 2015, 17:31
Simply wonderful !
Zccc
Zccc27 Aug 2015, 17:46
This was perfect! I gave up after reaching the calculady, it's annoying to start everything over :(
Ithildin
Ithildin27 Aug 2015, 18:18
Great style! Music really fit the visuals, which were impressive, and the answers were hilarious. Amazing entry, congratulations! :D
RougeRogue
RougeRogue27 Aug 2015, 18:33
I couldn't beat it so I gave up at the nightmare school girl XD graphics and music are great!
CrownCity
CrownCity27 Aug 2015, 18:49
Dude! I love this so much! You have a great sense of humor!
TheZiggy27 Aug 2015, 18:49
Laughed too hard. Game was also hard. Very fun though, great graphics and great mood. Awesome job!
DragonGino
DragonGino27 Aug 2015, 19:13
i loved the answers.pick always the worng ones out.
johnhattan
johnhattan27 Aug 2015, 19:15
Love the graphics, sound, and theme. This one hits on all cylinders.
OnlySlightly27 Aug 2015, 19:56
Omg I made a dating sim too! I can't wait to play yours when I get home!
Jod27 Aug 2015, 20:28
Loved it. Completely lost it when the fish entered the screen. Can you get past 17?
Joror
Joror27 Aug 2015, 22:21
Verrry nice ladies... I mean graphics. I really want to get them in my pants... I mean in my good graces.
Would have loved a bit more mechanics for gameplay, but as long as it has alien hotties you got me.
OnionBlaze
OnionBlaze28 Aug 2015, 03:30
Did it, I got 'em all. Love everything about this! Glad to see another dating sim. More, please!
RobotHoboDanceParty28 Aug 2015, 08:57
Loved the art style and humor. Great game overall, everything was spot on! Amazing work! :D
Jod28 Aug 2015, 18:43
Got to 48! Needed an orgy of 4 persons to score with all the aliens! AWESOME!

Really worth going past 17.
team_ftlol28 Aug 2015, 18:56
I played it to the end. That randomized shoe-picking question felt kind of unfair, but the rest of it was really entertaining. The fish puns were top-notch! Beautiful art and great choice in music. The first impression at the menu screen is worth starting the game for.

Great variety of aliens! The game went a lot farther than I thought it would. Good mix of option-picking and... other kinds of interactions. Gameplay is pretty straightforward. It's a bit like a game of Simon, where you have to remember a long string of button presses. I'd like to see more of those non-option-picking minigames, though I know that's a lot more work.

-mildmojo
Slothmachine
Slothmachineauthor28 Aug 2015, 20:23
@team_ftlol Thanks! But it was not a random show-pick. Look at her eyes next time ;)
team_ftlol28 Aug 2015, 21:56
@Slothmachine Aha, I didn't notice the cue, only that it changed between playthroughs. Then again, it took me like 8 playthroughs to notice the soccer ball, so...

BTW, the WebGL build failed on start in Firefox. The only clear error in the console was that it tried to load "http://slothmachine.net/NewsFlash/NewsFlash_IntergalacticLove.txt"; but the request was blocked because the Dropbox page is HTTPS and that link is HTTP. Visiting that address just gives me a 404. The plugin version of the game worked fine.

-mildmojo
Slothmachine
Slothmachineauthor28 Aug 2015, 22:54
@team_ftlol Ah! Thanks for the report! I'we had some people complaining about a crash in the beginning and I haven't had a clue what could cause it. This might be the issue.
andreiichim29 Aug 2015, 00:07
Sweet game. Love the graphics and the audio.
egor-idiot29 Aug 2015, 06:24
Hey, it's the game about my friend, really. 10/10
petitpois29 Aug 2015, 09:43
Very fun, great graphics. Great take on the theme!
GagaPete
GagaPete29 Aug 2015, 20:12
Repitition on failure was a bit annoying but the game is pretty polished.
bloomingbuds30 Aug 2015, 16:09
Nice game guys! You have tons of good art, congrats!
iossif31 Aug 2015, 08:10
the music really got me into the mood
jcwelgemoed31 Aug 2015, 15:53
Extremely well made. Good fun. If you suck at it like me though it gets a bit tedious going through the same order time after time. Still did not stop me playing though. Good work
Ivan Volkov31 Aug 2015, 17:40
Omg, replayed it for about.. 12 times, I don't know. Maybe because my english is not really good, but some answers wasn't really clear for me.
But I've got it till the 29 level! That was fun to play, here's 5!
Tuism
Tuism31 Aug 2015, 20:38
Great writing, it's a rote game, but humorous games tend to be :)

Fantastic art, great music. The concept of "you're the monster" is way too subtle, but perfectly there :)

Nice one! Bow chika bow wow! :)
Patacorow31 Aug 2015, 20:41
Words cannot describe how much I love this game
guoboism1 Sep 2015, 07:53
Wow, so polished graphics! Great job!
MintArcade
MintArcade1 Sep 2015, 09:16
Very cool game, love it! Best dating sim :D Thanks for creating it! Awesome.
TijmenTio1 Sep 2015, 14:11
This is great! Especially the humor, art and awesome music. Only thing I disliked was that I had to do everything all over again when I retried. And I did that a lot because I wanted to see all the conversations :) But as a result the replayability is really bad.. Otherwise totally loved it!
disperse
disperse1 Sep 2015, 18:48
Really well done, wish there were a couple checkpoints though.
Biruts2 Sep 2015, 01:09
Very nice project guys, i really love it, please check our game too and if you liked it give us a vote. Look for Road to hell and enjoy.
arzi4 Sep 2015, 14:52
Amazing!
Drauthius
Drauthius4 Sep 2015, 19:29
Very nice game, only wish I didn't have to go through all of them when I fail. Very funny with nice graphics. :)
pereubu4 Sep 2015, 23:25
I am really bad at this game >:
spotco
spotco5 Sep 2015, 00:59
Great writing and art, music was absolutely killing it!
Kizler
Kizler5 Sep 2015, 05:00
This game is brilliant beyond words. :)
SkullPixel
SkullPixel5 Sep 2015, 14:32
What was that? I like it. Nice idea, and the gameplay is so weird that I may just go take a nap and hope I don't remember flirting with monsters...
wooltech5 Sep 2015, 15:01
Fun, great looking and well polished game. Shame you have to restart from the beginning when you get it wrong, not just restart the, erm, lady you are with.
suppi
suppi5 Sep 2015, 15:43
High five!!!
Galvesmash5 Sep 2015, 19:35
That was the most funny and beautiful game I played. I lost sometimes because it was really hard not to choose the funniest answer.
Excellent game!
Wekid5 Sep 2015, 19:39
Real fun! Awesome concept! Great Job!!
CtrlAltTea5 Sep 2015, 20:38
Insane - and insanely gorgeous. Also, loved the writing!
randoman5 Sep 2015, 23:58
Oh, I didn't know half of the foods for the Fish, she's too much for me. Altough I don't see how it fits in the theme, was a very nice game to play.
garygreen
garygreen6 Sep 2015, 13:37
Great looking game and fun too. :-D
Nappu7 Sep 2015, 09:11
Oh my god you guys - thanks! :D
I'm so happy if the monsters have made you laugh!
NickMakesGames7 Sep 2015, 23:26
uh... okay....I still don't know 100% what I just played, but it seemed pretty cool so I guess I'm okay with it.
The overall style and presentation of this game was very impressive, but I really was kind of disappointed in the gameplay. It (typically) boils down to just being very simple multiple-choice questions which don't really pose any interesting challenge to the player. What makes this particularly frustrating is the lack of checkpoints. If I mess up while ... seducing the fish, I have to start all the way back at Uhara. Seeing as I've already answered her questions and none of them change, it kind of feels like a chore I have to get through before I can return to the funny parts of the game I haven't seen yet.
Geckoo1337
Geckoo13378 Sep 2015, 04:30
Nice musics and funky aesthetic. A must-have for those who like click&point little adventure. Neat ++
kerotan24
kerotan248 Sep 2015, 18:43
its like Space Dandy!
jimmypaulin
jimmypaulin8 Sep 2015, 19:51
Without a doubt the most hilarious game I've encountered so far. The dialogue trees are pure monkey island (or should that be leisure suit larry??) - it's what mass effect would be if we happened upon Shepard in some downtime between saving the galaxy. 5 stars
bombjack
bombjack8 Sep 2015, 19:56
amazing soundtrack and graphics :)
Arnage8 Sep 2015, 21:36
Great writing and artwork. Feels very polished overall.
adsilcott9 Sep 2015, 02:39
The caress my nose part had me dying. Fantastic job!
crucknuk
crucknuk9 Sep 2015, 11:22
Well this was hilarious!
loved the dialogue and see how far could i go.
I felt into the trap many times before seeing that some of them got their 'caraters' :P

The drawings are great and it was really fun and enjoyable.
Keep up the good work! :)
HotBoxGames
HotBoxGames10 Sep 2015, 01:17
Boned myself from another dimension.. 11/10

Seriously though, wow guys. Great music, AMAZING art (I know there was 3 of you but damnnn that's a lot of high quality assets). LOADs of content, hilarious from start to finish.

WUHUUUU! I scored 46 :)
xWarZonex11 Sep 2015, 15:56
Really funny game.
pirate_shell11 Sep 2015, 19:03
This was a well made simple game with a great presentation. I would say more depth but it's already good as it is so great work!
Vladirien
Vladirien13 Sep 2015, 09:41
Really fun game. Lost it when I saw the fish :D
Sergi Montaner
Sergi Montaner13 Sep 2015, 22:19
You have to be a true monster to caress that nose!
I lol'd a lot with this game..
shawn4214 Sep 2015, 01:09
Lots of fun, not so great for replay value though. Amazing art and the music and sounds really fit the mood of the game; nice work!
FirebrushStudios14 Sep 2015, 22:57
pretty darn good, had a good chuckle, well done, nice audio and amazing art.
MikeEnoch14 Sep 2015, 23:07
That title screen! Sets the mood brilliantly, and it just gets better and better, fantastic game :)
jsmars
jsmars14 Sep 2015, 23:17
Haha awesome graphics and humor in this one :)
BoyWithStick
BoyWithStick15 Sep 2015, 00:15
HAHAHA. So funny. The crotch thrust kills me. The artwork is so good. Awesome entry.

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