Lovers on a Park Bench

Lovers on a Park Bench

This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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audio: 3.46
coolness: 1.00
fun: 2.82
graphics: 3.11
humor: 3.23
innovation: 3.64
mood: 3.59
overall: 3.26
theme: 2.84
Having travelled across London, 1v1-ed in the rain and engaged in intense afternoon of coffee-fuelled coding, I HAVEN'T collapsed in exhaustion but instead present you with this:

'Lovers on a Park Bench' is essentially a typing game following the story of a square, his ex-girlfriend and a series of intense and very-confusing-at-times metaphors and allusions (they're pretty obvious). All of this is topped with narration by award-winning robot voice, Stephen Hawking (or whatever Audacity can do to emulate it).

All instructions are in-game but here they are if you miss them:

Type the red text as it appears.

Attack (becomes enabled half-way through the game): Space / Click

Change Attack: 1,2

Enable and Disable Narration: F2

Heads up - shooting is random (it's all part of the convoluted metaphor).

There are 3 possible endings.

And finally, a disclaimer.

DISCLAIMER: I'm only 14 and therefore haven't actually been in a romantic relationship before (life is short); I hope this will be an insight into how opera and television have contorted my view of life in general. Thank you and enjoy :P

Software Used: Unity, Photoshop, Visual Studio, Audacity, SFXR, Kawai CA 95 Keyboard, 2nd Speech Centre, Good Old Notepad ;)

Soundtrack and the 'mysterious' third ending can be found here: https://soundcloud.com/peterthehe/sets/lovers-on-a-park-bench-ost

Post-Mortem coming soon but now it's time for some SLEEP <3

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Post-LD Change Log

25/08/15: Lowered music volume (as it was overwhelming the narration)
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