There are lush twinks and hunky bears trying to get to the local gay bar. This will not do! As a good righteous people you must destroy and convert them before too many get in!
Use A/D or Left/Right to move, shoot crosses with Down/Space/S.
With a better theme (I realize it's a parody, haha) this could be quite fun. However, I found no real efficient way to handle large swathes of enemies, so I resorted to just spamming crosses on the final ladder till I lost.
As a side note, you probably have very few votes maybe due to low coolness level (that is, the amount of games you yourself have rated is very low) as the higher the coolness the better the visibility of your game.
Pretty funny take on a real world issue. There's not much to talk about, but since you made the game in 8 hours I'm actually pretty impressed with this. Good work, keep it up!
As a side note, you probably have very few votes maybe due to low coolness level (that is, the amount of games you yourself have rated is very low) as the higher the coolness the better the visibility of your game.