Unexpected Growth

Here's a log of an issue that showed up:

You startled her.(if:)'s 1st value is the number 0, but should be a boolean.► She jumps, turns, and asks how she can help you.There's nothing before this to do (else:) with.►.. TWICE. She jumps, turns, and her eyes grow wide as her gaze falls to your now porn-legend-sized penis.

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otherwise, there's a much larger array of options than I'd expect to see, but you sort of paid for that with the choices not really being consequential (I'm not wearing underpants > I'm not wearing Pants > game says "and yet you wear underpants?")

I'm still not sure what I just played but it was glorious.

amras0000: Thank you! Some friends noticed that, but I was showing them at a conference via my phone and didn't have FTP access to fix it. xD It should be good now!

That was pretty unexpected in multiple ways. I never got a good end. :(

"I...what?" sums it up perfectly, on the very first screen.

Some cringeworthy description in here, but I suppose that's the point! This would be a very inconvenient problem in real life...

Ah crap, I got stuck in someones magical realm again. Well this was weird.

Well, it is pretty hard to write a comment about this game. Let's say that it is quite unexpected.

This was certainly an experience. A very bold and creative use of the theme Growing. I liked it a lot for all its sillyness.

Lol, it was pretty funny!! :D

Kind of an off-kilter comedy-horror story. Well, it's structured like horror but told as straightforward comedy. And I guess it is body horror no matter how you slice it. Your body doing something beyond your control. Something other people don't want to take seriously. I appreciate strange games like this!

This was... unexpected but I lost my shit when I clicked in the pennis inch.

This game is perfect. A real joke-game :-)

Cute Star Wars tie in, nice timing :)

well, okay ^^'

II think using penis it's a easy way too make it fun. But, hey, it's still fun, so I think that is not so bad. Good job ! May the Force be with you !

Haha just when you thought you'd played everything, playing as a man with a growing penis game shows up. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!

Hey! I was very careful not to specify the player's gender!

I found a way to beat your game.
If my penis is growing cause I'm a Jedi, then I just became a Sith!

Good thing, my penis shrunk.
Bad thing, I'm an eunuch now.

Doesn't matter, had Force.

That's what I call thinking outside the boxers!

Very silly, but I understand that it's due to the circumstances.

Well... I like Jedi, and the ending is pretty effective. Not very memorable, for better or for worse.

LOL!!! this is a very nice entry!

That entry was longer than I thought it was :)