Essay Writer 5000
This game is from the old Ludum Dare platform. You can try viewing the original page on Web Archive
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INTRODUCING ESSAY WRITER 5000. MAXIMUM REALISM. You have only 12 hours, REAL TIME GAME PLAY, to write a 500 word essay. (5000 for real scholars).
Sound like just more school? Why would you want to PLAY essay writing? Who came up with this game?!
DOESN'T MATTER. ESSAY WRITER 5000 will be the biggest hit of the year! Don't believe me? TRY IT YOURSELF, FOR FREE.
Game description:
You have to write an essay. You cannot leave the room except to go to the bathroom. A myriad of distractions await... Will you survive the hauntings?
Tips:
-This game is HARD.
-Note: It's a bit unclear in the game, but to stop playing video games you need to type out exactly what it says in the phone message, i.e. "I am not a guy who is bad. I am a man and I do my job." or whatever.
-Click anywhere to check your phone. Check your phone when it lights up for vital information!!!
-Distractions begin at around 50-75 words.
-Always use the spacebar. Doesn't matter if you're screaming SHUT UP or making poetry, spacebar will always be best.
-Try to get rid of distractions as soon as possible before other ones pop up. -Multiple distractions at once are harder to deal with (trust me, it's in the code).
-Remember to go to the bathroom once in awhile or your bladder will explode. Click on the door to do this. (Incomplete feature).
For more games of a similar flavour, check out my other games from previous Ludum Dares:
https://andrewbrowngames.wordpress.com/
Sound like just more school? Why would you want to PLAY essay writing? Who came up with this game?!
DOESN'T MATTER. ESSAY WRITER 5000 will be the biggest hit of the year! Don't believe me? TRY IT YOURSELF, FOR FREE.
Game description:
You have to write an essay. You cannot leave the room except to go to the bathroom. A myriad of distractions await... Will you survive the hauntings?
Tips:
-This game is HARD.
-Note: It's a bit unclear in the game, but to stop playing video games you need to type out exactly what it says in the phone message, i.e. "I am not a guy who is bad. I am a man and I do my job." or whatever.
-Click anywhere to check your phone. Check your phone when it lights up for vital information!!!
-Distractions begin at around 50-75 words.
-Always use the spacebar. Doesn't matter if you're screaming SHUT UP or making poetry, spacebar will always be best.
-Try to get rid of distractions as soon as possible before other ones pop up. -Multiple distractions at once are harder to deal with (trust me, it's in the code).
-Remember to go to the bathroom once in awhile or your bladder will explode. Click on the door to do this. (Incomplete feature).
For more games of a similar flavour, check out my other games from previous Ludum Dares:
https://andrewbrowngames.wordpress.com/