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LOL, you're sitting in a room waiting for it to load so you don't notice it actually messing around in your system. A few minutes layer you get a message: "Your files [life] are exactly where you left them"

Hahahah maybe a poke to no man sky? :D
Funny!

Great humor! Fit the theme well. I had fun. Thanks!

Haha brilliant! Comedy made well!

Feeling inspirations from William Pugh (Stanley Parable, Dr Langeskov), maybe Rick & Morty as well?

Great fun to play through!

This is so cool. I like it!

Wonderfully subversive!

Really original idea! i liked it.

Really cool concept, with a nice humorous take on the theme.

Extra funny for me, running this on XP. The localization joke killed me! Great idea!

This was hilarious. I almost quit because my legs got so tired in the first few minutes, but that chair really helped. Nice job.

It was actually pretty funny and a good take on the theme, good job!

Really good idea here. Gameplay could be better. Couldn't find any other players, expect a Hello Games style lawsuit in the future.

Probably the most innovative game on Ludum Dare I have ever seen. Nice job!

This game uses the same idea as the mobile game "This is Not a Game".
Its very fun to play ... a game about not loading a game and in the Humor category this game is the best I have seen so far.

You are kidding me! (:

That was very silly :P

I had a laugh
5/5 Humor stars

Great game! I had a good time despite the long load times :)

Nice game! Got some humor there!

Tops marks in few categories. Really cool idea, love the "There is No Game"/"The Stanley Parable" mise en abîmes aspect of narration. This was pretty funny

well, I couldn't play, I waited that the loading finish, and then, I had a runtime error...

But that was great! Like a level in the Beginner's Guide...
Good job!

Cool humor. I could play this one over and over again ;-)

Hey, nice game! Enjoyed the humour in the game. Actually I've had the idea of making a Stanley-Parable-like game recently too. Btw, have you played "There is no game"?

Nice game. I don't believe you managed to do this all alone. I love the cyberpunk theme and the amount of action in this game. Managed to play with my friends with almost not lag :)
It a pity that it takes this long time to load. I managed to load it only on 11th time. It's good that you put voice description of the game in the loading zone ;)

Well done. This was pretty funny.

Very funny. I included it in my compilation video series of the Ludum Dare 37 games, if you’d like to take a look. :) https://youtu.be/_uiGr8frPv8

Weird, the game says it failed to load after the loading screen finishes and tells me to restart. Well, at least there was that minigame so there is something to judge :P

Haha the voice acting feels like someone who just slept "not enough" while developing the game and tries to sell it to you like "heeeeeeeeey...wazzzzzzzup! I...k-kinda woork..work'd on this game...ehh...it's amazing, y'know? why don't you try itt?..." :P

Love the sense of humor, the way the dev goes "oh, check this while the game loads...eh" and keeps messing around, trying to hold the player, until everything else fails. It actually made me remember some work I did some time ago where, to get time to properly finish, I kinda made the client test EVERY single minimal feature of it (he kinda gave me a tight schedule, so I had him do this to get some extra days :P).

Great entry! Good work! :)

Not bad. Narration was pretty funny.