The Cranks

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audio: 3.27
coolness: 0.47
fun: 3.73
graphics: 3.59
humor: 2.67
innovation: 3.27
mood: 3.14
overall: 3.64
theme: 3.82
Are you prepared for this over-the-top, mega-awesome, insanely graphicalized, particle-inducing, mind-exploding soundified game?

What do you do, you may ask? In fact, it's quite simple, you just place a few drones and let them shoot for you. THEY DON'T EVEN BLINK!

Well, I must admit, they don't have eyes. But the aliens don't either, and that's surely not an oversight (no pun intended)! I mean, they have hats. HATS.

And if you come from the magical world of Hat Simulator™ or Topper Simulator™, you know good things come to those who wear hats.

Now, do you really think hats are enough? Of course not. That's why we had to implement our state-of-the-art, supersonic, nano-robotic powered hoverboards! HOVERBOARDS! We have 1400 nano robots just sitting in there making the thing fly, which might not sound like a lot until you realize that these nano bots are the SIZE OF YOUR CAR! No idea how those buggers fit in there, but it works like a charm!

Oh, and don't forget the cranks will help crush you if the aliens (or brains (or apples (we don't know what they are either))) get to them!

Super-Secret-Tip-That's-Not-Mentioned-In-The-Tutorial: Your anti-stick metallic frame body will help uncrank the cranks if you push into them...
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