If you're locked up in a room with no console, how do you play your favorite genre - a platform game?
Controls: A and D or arrow keys. Space to jump. Alt+F4 (or ⌘Q on Mac) to quit.
Play with sound and at high resolution!
Warning! Contains the F word!!!!!111!!!oneone
Updates:
Dec 13th: Now with a Mac version!
Dec 18th: Fixed a problem which could potentially make the jump button intermittently nonresponsive. Thanks pkenney for telling me about it.
Added Linux version. Added web version (Unity WebGL build).