Life Simulator 9000

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.50
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.79
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.85
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.21
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.45
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.48
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.10
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Genres: Text-based + Life simulation game

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Have you ever played The Sims, and thought to yourself, "This game would be so much better if they removed all the graphics, and made everything text"? Me neither! That's why I made Life Simulator 9000 instead! It's the life simulator you never knew you wanted! And once you're done playing? You still won't know you wanted it.

Simulate your life today!

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This game was made using JavaScript in 28 hours, following a failed attempt to learn the Godot Engine.

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Tools: Godot

Comments16

FussenKuh23 Apr 2018, 03:34
Ha! I greatly enjoyed the simple humor in your game. I got to be an emu and a cow and a jackass (of course) and so much more. You succeeded in putting a smile on my face with such a simple concept.
John Darrington
John Darrington23 Apr 2018, 03:59
I lost it when I was an owl and "pooped out a mouse skeleton". This was amazing - I'm sad you only got 28 hours on this one, I think you'd have an even better job on your hands. I really liked the humor, it was the first game that made me literally laugh out loud. Where were you when I was writing my dialogue? XD
merrak
merrak23 Apr 2018, 04:00
These descriptions are great :)
TimeLoad23 Apr 2018, 04:53
Haha love the humor in this game, was quite enjoyable seeing what descriptions you had for the different animals. Shows that you don't need fancy graphics to have fun!!
ddolgov
ddolgov23 Apr 2018, 05:01
simple but so funny, really like it! 👍
*shrubbery*
Lecalat23 Apr 2018, 09:26
That was hilarious.
patvanmackelberg
patvanmackelberg23 Apr 2018, 13:20
Love it! Hahah I was half expecting that Jackass was the type of human I was going to be but I finally beat snark sim 9000!
Ben Hopkins
Ben Hopkins23 Apr 2018, 16:10
Nice humor! The comedic timing of the lines really helped.
Langotriel
Langotriel25 Apr 2018, 02:11
Fun idea with major potential for expansion. A great example of readable text, which some text games still get wrong.
Toulou
Toulou29 Apr 2018, 19:20
That's quite an experience ! It's pretty simple but pretty interesting and funny. The text is cut out sometimes, but overall I liked it a lot, good job !
Number6406
Number64062 May 2018, 18:59
Really funny game (would r8 8/8 if I could m8)! I loved the humor this game emits. I finally became human again, but I tried to find any easter eggs, without success. Are there any?
Alans Anticsauthor2 May 2018, 19:41
@Number6406 I didn't have any extra time for easter eggs, sorry. Glad you liked it though!
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