Capitalism Simulator
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Have you ever wanted to play a very bad demake of Simutrans ? Then Capitalism Simulator is for you!
- Spam "Buy jeeps"
- When you realize they don't cut it anymore, start stocking up on vans
- When you reach the unit limit, realize you have to throw away your vans to make room for trucks
- Gaze upon the cost of gold and diamond mines, wondering if you'll ever be able to afford them..
- Afford them
- Fill the whole map
- Wonder if it's really that simple to trick your brain into watching increasing numbers
- Post a comment about the lack of balance in the late-game
- Realize you probably should have seen it coming
- Hide your newfound passion for the game, of which you're ashamed
- Secretly fork the game, with improved graphics, and more gameplay elements
- Sell it
- Get sued
- Settle on giving me 10% of the profits
- Use the rest to fund the game you've always wanted to make
What are you waiting for???
How to play
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Using the road tool (from the palette on the right), draw a road from the city (tall building) to the copper mine. Then buy jeeps (tiny green thing from the palette) and drop them on the road.
Watch the money go up & buy more stuff.
- Spam "Buy jeeps"
- When you realize they don't cut it anymore, start stocking up on vans
- When you reach the unit limit, realize you have to throw away your vans to make room for trucks
- Gaze upon the cost of gold and diamond mines, wondering if you'll ever be able to afford them..
- Afford them
- Fill the whole map
- Wonder if it's really that simple to trick your brain into watching increasing numbers
- Post a comment about the lack of balance in the late-game
- Realize you probably should have seen it coming
- Hide your newfound passion for the game, of which you're ashamed
- Secretly fork the game, with improved graphics, and more gameplay elements
- Sell it
- Get sued
- Settle on giving me 10% of the profits
- Use the rest to fund the game you've always wanted to make
What are you waiting for???
How to play
-----------
Using the road tool (from the palette on the right), draw a road from the city (tall building) to the copper mine. Then buy jeeps (tiny green thing from the palette) and drop them on the road.
Watch the money go up & buy more stuff.