Condom Please
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Overview
The story of a low class family that keeps growing. Your childs need to be fed... and the bills to be paid.You may need to take tough choices and send some of them to work, or not to feed them to keep some of them from dying... Hard sacrifices that need to be made for the good of the familly.
Oh, and the childs could disobey sometimes. Do not hesitate to slap them to remind them who's in charge !
Horrible you say? Real we say...
Gameplay
Wallet with a hole
Pay your bills and food.House Management
Ask your children to complete some tasks at home and take showers. Keep the room clean to improve their morale.And do not forget to send them to pee... Or they will decide to somehow fullfill their need.
Missions
The best way to get money (your low-level wannabe-artist paintings only get you 2$). Classical childhood jobs (prostitution, factories, etc.)Controls
WASD Controls,Left Click for a good slap,
Right Click to interact.
Made by Retmia, Lukuluk, BadPaul34 & Apoal.