You're a fat cat looking to make his first big investment, avoid the loan sharks offering you dodgy contracts. Parry their contract attacks with your suitcase full of sound financial advice and win the game by making it to the Feline Finance bank!
I also had issues with a really wide jump, might be missing something. A better distinction between foreground and background objects would probably help. I would also say that the game is a bit too slow, feels a bit like walking through mud. All in all it's a good game, love the art and the audio is great!
Excellent graphics, and pretty spot-on humor, with a pretty decent interpretation of the theme to boot!
Couldn't really figure out how the attack/parry system was supposed to work, so I wound up just trying to parkour my way out of fights, to decent success. Still pretty smooth & polished overall, though - nicely done!
Sound effects are hilarious as well.