The Preying Salmon

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.00
Fun★★★★★★★★★★1.74
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★1.84
Theme★★★★★★★★★★1.92
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★1.96
Audio★★★★★★★★★★1.71
Humor★★★★★★★★★★1.98
This is a game about being a preying salmon. You also get to sell organs. More info in the game itself.

Requirements:
Windows x64
OpenGL 4+

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The post-jam version currently has some minor improvements and several bug fixes. If you are having problems with the game, please use the post-jam version and post any console output (the original version doesn't print out enough information)

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Comments1

30 Apr 2019, 21:43
Yah ur fat bc I opened it and when I clicked the play button (which is very hard to figure out is the play button, I assume this is some sort of trap so that only muslims can figure it out as your play button is clearly a hate crime, I will get to that now) and then the game waited around for a second, not frozen but I guess it was contemplating whether or not it really wanted to do what it was about to or maybe just confirming I was really muslim, which apparently it assumed I was because after those 2 or so seconds of contemplation, my cursor was hidden to prevent me from escaping the trap, and now that I was locked in the game opened full on physical violence on me by machine-gunning my eardrums with the loudest, most terrifying, PTSD inducing sound I have ever heard. There was no escape at that point as my cursor was locked, but, with trembling fingers, covering my ears as best I could (which had little effect as I wasn't covering them with my hands I was just pushing my headphones on harder, but I didn't realize that as I was in complete shock), I called for backup from Task Manager, which, if it had arrived a second later, I believe I would have been dead at this time. THIS GAME IS A TRAP FOR MUSLIMS AND IF YOU TRY TO PLAY IT YOU WILL. BE. ASSAULTED.
Going to PTSD therapy now.

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