Slap the King

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overall: 3.19

fun: 2.97

innovation: 2.47

theme: 2.66

graphics: 2.82

humor: 3.47

mood: 3.23

Go on an epic quest to ... slap the king.

No audio. WASD controls.
Unity Webplayer makes the text fuzzy and I can't find an answer to that.