The Legacy of a Loser

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overall: 3.40

fun: 3.19

innovation: 3.10

theme: 3.45

graphics: 3.37

humor: 3.24

mood: 2.90

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THE GAME

You are a nobody. Beauty, fitness, intelligence... well you have none of them. But could you still accomplish something?
Get a job, go to the gym, get a haircut, and get a girl! Use your wits to seduce them all, and maybe your child will be blessed with better genes...
Build your legacy, even if you are to be remembered as a forever loser.