Keep Me Alive

by texz
Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.05
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.10
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.01
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.98
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★1.58
Audio★★★★★★★★★★1.58
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.42
Mood★★★★★★★★★★1.97
Your goal will be to keep me alive, so don't hesitate to try this amazing game !unknown.png

:tada:Current world record :

Jyraine ! :tada:

POST JAM UPDATE :

- lower game weight
- reduced AI complexity
- Use of procedural generation
- Smoother textures
- Better lightning

:warning: IMPORTANT MESSAGE :warning:

It's a friend who gave me the idea of this game by making a joke. And this friend created alone a very good game with good mechanics and a super funny graphic style so please go to test it and rate it!
__ Link here : __ https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/46/minor-inconvenience

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Comments24

Pagetb
Pagetb21 Apr 2020, 16:33
cool idea
Sol Roo
Sol Roo21 Apr 2020, 16:55
Ok, good take on the theme. Why is it almost 400mb?
tubaDude99
tubaDude9921 Apr 2020, 17:13
Ahah I see what you did there
Blue Pin Studio
Blue Pin Studio21 Apr 2020, 22:29
Wooooow. love the idea but i wish it wasn't 300+ MB haha. If it was a smaller file size i might've donated. Im too scared about what i might've downloaded :P
Texzauthor21 Apr 2020, 22:35
@blue-pin-studio @sol-roo Ahah sorry for that i just missclicked and put the UE4 starter content inside it ... Well, i should have delete the files before upload it, but i started to create the game 45 minutes before the end of the jam :/ #NoEnoughTime
22 Apr 2020, 08:27
300+ MB to test a game is too much for small connections sorry.
Texzauthor22 Apr 2020, 11:22
I added a post jam update for improving the experience and lowing the weight
J_C - One Bit Studio
J_C - One Bit Studio22 Apr 2020, 17:28
I have to admit, this was the most surprising "game" in the jam. I can't really rate it for graphics, audio or fun, but I'm going to give 5 stars for the theme and innovation. :)
Texzauthor22 Apr 2020, 18:35
@j-c-one-bit-studio The game itself is meta and crosses the 4th wall, it's philosophically powerful. Thanks for your rating :thumbsup:
VIBROMATIC22 Apr 2020, 20:39
You are a genius. This some next level begging. xD
Sli22 Apr 2020, 21:07
So you are the game lol, literally :laughing:
natpat
natpat22 Apr 2020, 21:12
you got me lol
Helgrind24 Apr 2020, 14:50
Ok, that was actually pretty clever.
Trexxak
Trexxak25 Apr 2020, 10:33
@texz Sorry, I'm in the same boat my dude.

~~We'll get through it eventually. If you need someone to tal-~~

I mean great game 8/8 would play again!
Azzure
Azzure26 Apr 2020, 02:20
Wow that's not even funny. People suffer every day for shit like this, really dissapointing.
Texzauthor26 Apr 2020, 14:07
@azzure Everything i said in this game is true, and you must know that most of depressed people like joking about their disease, because it help, and because most of us dont want to look like sad dark sasuke emo, i guess your point of view is different, no problem for me, but it's sad for you, you loosed an occasion to laugh ! :joy_cat: :thumbsup:
Thanks for your advice ! Don't hesitate if you want to develop your point of view ! :^)
Ausstein
Ausstein26 Apr 2020, 15:56
@texz

"If my jokes offends you

1. I'm Sorry

2. It won't happen again

3. 1&2 are lies"

-deadpool

5/5 on Theme, hope you get through it :)
Ulcius28 Apr 2020, 19:25
Those graphics, this music. The storyline. Everything is perfect here!!! Game of the Year ia granted!! :D
zondarg
zondarg28 Apr 2020, 22:16
A true cross media experience. Hey, wait, are these in-app purchases? Pay to win? :wink: :thumbsup:
phantomeniasll29 Apr 2020, 09:23
EA be like: finally a worthy opponent for my micro transactions
damdoshi
damdoshi30 Apr 2020, 18:24
At least it is not a ransomware :p
samboyer276
samboyer2761 May 2020, 12:19
clever game mechanic~~s~~, but it might have been easier to make/distribute as a web 'game'; while it would weaken the joke it would speed up the setup time, help with crossplaform etc.
best wishes for your situation though
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