Keep the Evil Sewer Clown Alive

Hi.

This is a game about kidnapping children and feeding them to an Evil Sewer Clown. Actually, Evil Sewer Clown is kind of a long name. But I just can't think of a name that fits better...oh well. I'm sure it's not a problem. And I'm even more sure I won't get any threatening legal letters if I don't think of any better names.


"Wait a minute, there's no clown in that gif at all!"

Yes, this is true. I don't know how to draw clowns, and therefore, I was unable to put one into the game. Also, this is the first game I've ever made, so take it easy, sheeeesh. Anyways, that gif shows most of the gameplay. Drag the children into the sewers and run away from cops. Maybe I shouldn't have spoiled it all in one gif.

You know, I hear if you get to Level 100 without getting hit by any cops, there's an awesome final boss fight where you rise up against the Evil Sewer Clown.

Or maybe not. Who knows? Look in the source code if you care enough. And if you don't mind going blind from awful code practices.

Here's some more screenshots. Everyone likes those.



And for the brave reader who actually made it this far down the page, here's an extra special making-of screenshot. Just for you.


Yeah, it's not that great. That's ok, neither is this game.

Thanks for reading!