Waifus please

Discover the highly acclaimed Game of The Year 2020

« It's a masterpiece », *Vanity Fair*

« I cried », *Crunchyroll*

« 3 stars », *The Michelin guide*

« What is a waifu? », *My mother*

Pre-order the limited collector edition here.

What is Waifus please

Waifus please is a game where you play as a code reviewer that you want to keep alive.

Being a code reviewer isn't easy: every day your mental health will go down, so will your finances if you don't work well...

Fortunately, the waifus are here to keep you alive. Spend your money on lootboxes to get super duper rare waifus that will make you happy.

Glory to the pull request!

Controls

Waifus please is entirely point-and-click based, you can:

- Drag and drop the pull request passport
- Drag and drop the tests report
- Open the stamps rack by clicking the arrow on the right
- Click on the stamps to stamp your pull request passport

How to play

You need to review pull requests and approve / reject them.

To do so you must respect two rules:

- All unit tests must pass
- You can only merge a feature branch into the dev branch and the dev branch into the master branch

To approve / reject a pull request, open the stamps rack by using the arrow on the right, and drag and drop your pull request passport under the corresponding stamp.

Each day is 60s long, you actually have a clock in the bottom-left corner.

How to lose

If your mental health drops to zero or if your money goes below zero, you lose. You can buy waifus to feel better though. Oh and your landlord hates you.

How to win

Nobody wins at this game.

How to install the game

Waifus please should work on any platform with Java 8 installed on it. Just double click the jar (or the *run.bat* file on Windows) to launch the game.

Tested on:
- Windows 10
- Arch linux
- Ubuntu (command-line launch only)
- Mac OS (using the `java -XstartOnFirstThread -jar ld46.jar` command, thank you @antti-haavikko for testing it)

Please let me know if something goes wrong.

Trivia

Man, I wished I had more time to add more reviewing mechanics, but 48h is short :)

Waifus please was developed using my handmade Java game engine and GIMP, please don't be too harsh on the results c:

Any resemblance to real games living or dead is purely coincidental.