Russian Pensioner Simulator

by yagir
Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.30
Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.20
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.30
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.80
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.30
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.20
Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.20
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.90
Игра поможет вам оказаться в роли типичного русского пенсионера, который на всех орёт, смотрит телевизор, и есть из мусорки.

В игре есть русская озвучка, и 2 языка интерфейса - Русский и Английский

The game will help you to be in the role of a typical Russian pensioner who yells at everyone, watches TV, and eats from the trash can.

The game has Russian voice acting, and 2 interface languages - Russian and English

The game was made from scratch in 48 hours.

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Comments9

Adil3 Oct 2020, 09:26
Верно всё, вокруг одни черти, да гниды, что уж со страной сделали. Пойду посмотрю телевизор и умру
King_Cacti4 Oct 2020, 11:51
weird question but is your name josh
ugly_robot
ugly_robot4 Oct 2020, 14:42
A hilarious little game - 'sprinting' at 1mph around your tiny hovel, shoveling low rate pasta, trash TV, alcohol, ad stoic defiance into your ageing body - just to survive a few more moments.

I actually laughed out loud the first time I died - this game perfects this kind of tiny simulator by making all of the status bars leap and jump to dangerous levels at super sonic speed - yet your character has no choice but to limp along, trying to keep up, planning ahead to stay alive.

Loved it
Jonathanfdr
Jonathanfdr4 Oct 2020, 15:12
That's one really really interesting view to the theme. And man, pensioners had the same stereotype even in the other side of the globe.
About the gameplay, i felt a little bit stuck, buuuut, it really fits with the premise.
One thing that I really miss was a "how to play". It would really help me to don't die at "super sonic speed" as already said.
In a nutshell, really moody game!
BukkakeTears
BukkakeTears4 Oct 2020, 17:25
I loved a part when swearing and drinking improved my patriotism. And it is even more funny, because I'm from slavic country. :smile: Maybe I didn't notice it, but I've missed possibility to do a slav squat.

Anyway, sticking to the topic, simple game, but that does not mean bad. I laughed. :thumbsup_tone1:
PashaLoban
PashaLoban4 Oct 2020, 21:06
Просто Рашка
Lain945 Oct 2020, 14:42
What is supposed that I should do with the money? It's a criticism about the extra money from pension? It looks like it must have a good message criticizing the kind of life of an ex-prisioner russian? XD Idk, but it was funny when I played it and that guy at the TV screamed! I laughed. ;)
island-jam-2-group-311 Oct 2020, 15:08
That was weird xD Simple but funny game. I also laughed at the drinking increasing your patriotism.
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