Meltdown Monday
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Critics everywhere LOVE Meltdown Monday™! Easily most immersive experience of the year. An interactive romance novella featuring the latest in virtual reality technology and haptic feedback, enter a Cornucopia of intellectual - and physical ;) - pleasures! Scientists have determined that playing Meltdown Monday™ is the only way to experience your maximal sensory threshold in all FOUR dimensions. Coded by a once-in-a-lifetime team made up of award-winning industry professionals, Meltdown Monday™ is the FIRST GAME to successfully implement the “Strand-Type” game mechanic. Exploiting recent advances in Quantum Physics and superposition stability the team was able to achieve ultracomputer levels of performance in the largest open world environment featured in a video game to date.
Featuring:
- Expertly handcrafted in house assets unique to the Meltdown Monday™ extended universe.
- Original soundtrack crafted by acclaimed contemporary electronic musicians
- Supports 7.2.3 Dolby Max (200W 7-channel power amplification at 94dB per watt)
- Rich, creamy, mouthwatering dialogue scholars will analyse for centuries to come
- Ludonarrative harmony with an idiosyncratic twist
Promised post launch timeline:
- Pre-Alpha testing
- Alpha structured release
- Post-alpha novel synergy incorporation
- Beta narrow release
- Full launch
- Gamma post-launch restructuring
- Microtransactions
- Key to the open beta for Meltdown Monday: Meltdown Tuesday™ (Delayed due to COVID)
Meltdown Monday™ is a truly especial tale of love, loss and what it means to be a contemporary human. You will leave believing in a new subgenre of video games: video art.
[Version 1.1 Bugfix Update, 2021/10/08]
- Upgrade from Version 1.0 now for the low price of $4.99!
- Now featuring DRM locking!
- 99% of bugs fixed or your money back!
- Copies of Version 1.0 are non-refundable
Featuring:
- Expertly handcrafted in house assets unique to the Meltdown Monday™ extended universe.
- Original soundtrack crafted by acclaimed contemporary electronic musicians
- Supports 7.2.3 Dolby Max (200W 7-channel power amplification at 94dB per watt)
- Rich, creamy, mouthwatering dialogue scholars will analyse for centuries to come
- Ludonarrative harmony with an idiosyncratic twist
Promised post launch timeline:
- Pre-Alpha testing
- Alpha structured release
- Post-alpha novel synergy incorporation
- Beta narrow release
- Full launch
- Gamma post-launch restructuring
- Microtransactions
- Key to the open beta for Meltdown Monday: Meltdown Tuesday™ (Delayed due to COVID)
Meltdown Monday™ is a truly especial tale of love, loss and what it means to be a contemporary human. You will leave believing in a new subgenre of video games: video art.
[Version 1.1 Bugfix Update, 2021/10/08]
- Upgrade from Version 1.0 now for the low price of $4.99!
- Now featuring DRM locking!
- 99% of bugs fixed or your money back!
- Copies of Version 1.0 are non-refundable