Apocalyptic Romance
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OH NO! IT'S THE APOCALYPSE! UNFORTUNATELY, PEOPLE ARE STILL CREEPS WHO WANT TO DATE YOU!
RUN FROM UNWANTED ADVANCES TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM A BAD DATE, WHILST ALSO HELPING PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY.
BECAUSE IF YOU DONT HELP PEOPLE, AND ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR GUILT METER WILL GO UP, CAUSING YOU TO SLOW DOWN BECAUSE OF MENTAL ANGUISH, MAKING YOU VULNERABLE TO THE CREEP!
AND THEN... A BAD DATE WITH LOTS OF AWKARD SILENCES ENSUES... DID WE MENTION IT WAS ALSO THE APOCALYPSE??!!!!!!
Move left-right: arrow keys / A-D
Your guilt is indicated at the top right: keep it at bay with items that have negative "G(uilt)" scores
The creep's distance to you is indicated at the top left: keep him at bay with items that have negative "M(eter)" scores
Taking items will give you a certain amount of guilt and distance. For example taking a banana will give you +10m distance from the creep and +5% guilt. Because he slips on the banana and you feel guilty for it.
- Grab faster shoes
- Throw a banana behind you
- ..
by doing good deeds:
- Helping an older person cross the street
- Help a child that has dropped ice cream
- ...
RUN FROM UNWANTED ADVANCES TO SAVE YOURSELF FROM A BAD DATE, WHILST ALSO HELPING PEOPLE ON YOUR WAY.
BECAUSE IF YOU DONT HELP PEOPLE, AND ONLY THINK ABOUT YOURSELF, YOUR GUILT METER WILL GO UP, CAUSING YOU TO SLOW DOWN BECAUSE OF MENTAL ANGUISH, MAKING YOU VULNERABLE TO THE CREEP!
AND THEN... A BAD DATE WITH LOTS OF AWKARD SILENCES ENSUES... DID WE MENTION IT WAS ALSO THE APOCALYPSE??!!!!!!
--------------How to play-------------
Move left-right: arrow keys / A-D
Your guilt is indicated at the top right: keep it at bay with items that have negative "G(uilt)" scores
The creep's distance to you is indicated at the top left: keep him at bay with items that have negative "M(eter)" scores
ITEMS
Taking items will give you a certain amount of guilt and distance. For example taking a banana will give you +10m distance from the creep and +5% guilt. Because he slips on the banana and you feel guilty for it.
Stay away from the creep following you
by collecting items that make you faster or the creep slower:- Grab faster shoes
- Throw a banana behind you
- ..
Keep your guilt a bay
by doing good deeds:
- Helping an older person cross the street
- Help a child that has dropped ice cream
- ...