One Sided Pong

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.48
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.65
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.58
Theme★★★★★★★★★★3.05
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.05
Audio★★★★★★★★★★1.19
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.00
Mood★★★★★★★★★★1.65
Lose some pong.

Comments25

Mistafixxa0694 Apr 2022, 01:10
Yo, can't play ur game. Did you forget to make it public?
Frabather4 Apr 2022, 17:05
Still can't play this game. The message is : "We couldn't find your page"
ekeller217
ekeller2174 Apr 2022, 17:55
Itch link does not work at 12:55 PM CST
Guillem Serra
Guillem Serra4 Apr 2022, 18:43
"We couldn't find your page" on your link!
cogcomp
cogcomp5 Apr 2022, 05:23
Page still doesn't work
Phil C5 Apr 2022, 05:29
Link doesn't work as they said here for the @ when you get it up.
ollie_d
ollie_d5 Apr 2022, 07:30
Can't play on itch
AlgeBRUH5 Apr 2022, 13:13
Still doesn't work
Foursay
Foursay6 Apr 2022, 08:03
LInk is not working -
Brandlessauthor6 Apr 2022, 08:28
I'm sorry, fixed it now
iambaangkok
iambaangkok6 Apr 2022, 08:40
The link worked now!

https://rowlof.itch.io/1sidedpong

- There isn't much description on what to do, then I figured out that I couldn't really win even if I tried. I laughed to myself hahaha
- Is there a way you could win? I suppose...no?
- Could add some sfx to spice things up
DogeSquad
DogeSquad6 Apr 2022, 08:41
Well it's one-sided pong. I would have liked for it to have more of a twist there, but it works!
LDJam user 240168
LDJam user 2401686 Apr 2022, 08:44
Funny take on the theme! One suggestion is to randomize initial ball velocity direction, otherwise you can start the round doing absolutely nothing with the ball moving perfectly in the center of the screen left-to-right-and-back, waiting for the floating-point simulation errors to escalate so that the ball moves a bit up or down.
Håvard Hegtun
Håvard Hegtun6 Apr 2022, 08:51
Loved the take on the theme, and I find the concept of one sided pong to be quite funny. Great touch to keep the score too, though I would like to maybe have some way of knowing how long I kept the ball in play. At least there is *something* to play for even though a crushing shut-out defeat is unavoidable. As it is, once I was done chuckling at the futility of the game and the meaningless scoreboard there wasn't much reason for me to keep playing.
OddballDave
OddballDave6 Apr 2022, 09:04
I know this is meant to be one of those jokey type games, but I had a Binatone Machine in the 70s/80s and it legit had a mode called Squash(practise) which was exactly like this. This is a gaming concept as old as videogames themselves. You've kind of proved that the Ludum Dare 50 theme is as pure as gaming itself. Whether by choice or by accident your game has validated the Theme Suggestions, the Theme Slaughter, and the Theme Voting rounds as the absolute and only possible solution for game jam theme creation. Whenever anyone on this, or any website, ever questions how the theme is decided upon I will direct them here so they can eat that humble pie they are spewing. I am printing this page in triplicate as I type and I will be framing it. One copy will be sent to the National Museum of Videogame History. One copy will be sent to @pov. The last I will keep for myself, placed on the wall next to the first drawing that my daughter drew of me.

I salute you. :8ball:
Brandlessauthor6 Apr 2022, 22:21
@lisyarus I didn't want to take time implementing a start button, and this kind of stalls the game until you move
AlexHoratio
AlexHoratio7 Apr 2022, 17:07
interesting game lol, very challenging
Foursay
Foursay8 Apr 2022, 03:14
Somehow this makes me think agina about "inevitable"... What's different here is that you already knew that it is destinited to be not winable at first, but somehow I still wanna play around with it. Jokey game but makes me think. I like this experimental experience.
TomatoOmelet
TomatoOmelet10 Apr 2022, 03:17
I cannot hear the sound, but the game fits the theme pretty well.
nyxkn
nyxkn10 Apr 2022, 08:54
Very basic. A game like this really needs more juice. Nonetheless, I was very amused when the humor of the situation struck me :D The score counter makes all the difference.
zimny11
zimny1111 Apr 2022, 22:45
Nice one :) What a shame there are not sound effects. Really fun idea, well done!
Marianoa213
Marianoa21311 Apr 2022, 23:43
Nice game! Really original idea as well. You should add sound effects too. I hope you reach 20 ratings ;)
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