Weighty Weenie

Weighty Weenie

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overall: 3.29
fun: 3.10
innovation: 3.87
theme: 4.26
graphics: 3.55
audio: 3.50
humor: 4.37
mood: 3.39
Meet William, a 30-year-old man with everything, money, power, respect, and a lifelong medical diagnosis of having a micropenis. A few days ago, he found something on the dark web he had been searching for ever since puberty hit him, an authentic penis enhancement pill. Without thinking twice, he gulps them down, only to discover a warning on the container in fine print: "Warning! A possible rare side effect of perpetual penile growth every 10 seconds!" Use the recipe on the back of the pill box to create the antidote and stop it before it's too late!
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