Weighty Weenie

by joshua-pitaniello

Overall★★★★★★★★★★3.29

Fun★★★★★★★★★★3.10

Innovation★★★★★★★★★★3.87

Theme★★★★★★★★★★4.26

Graphics★★★★★★★★★★3.55

Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.50

Humor★★★★★★★★★★4.37

Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.39

Meet William, a 30-year-old man with everything, money, power, respect, and a lifelong medical diagnosis of having a micropenis. A few days ago, he found something on the dark web he had been searching for ever since puberty hit him, an authentic penis enhancement pill. Without thinking twice, he gulps them down, only to discover a warning on the container in fine print: "Warning! A possible rare side effect of perpetual penile growth every 10 seconds!" Use the recipe on the back of the pill box to create the antidote and stop it before it's too late!

Comments10

AlphaBetaSoup3 Oct 2022, 21:52

Really funny game. Great sound effects! The movement mechanics take a second to get used to but add to the quirkiness of the game.

Swen3 Oct 2022, 22:01

Haha, that is enough internet for today. Fun game, had some trouble picking up some items at first, but as I ... 'progressed' I found it easier to 'maneuver' items to the pot by more inconventional ways. It took me some getting used to that W is not moving up, but moving forward. But after I while I got used to it.

Cool (and funny) entry!

bradleypollard3 Oct 2022, 22:04

I really appreciated how as his dong got longer the game became even harder to control 😂 Definitely made the game funnier for me.

Initially I liked the unusual movement but near the end I kept getting my forwards and backwards messed up!

MrBamboo3 Oct 2022, 22:21

Hilarious not sure the game will be kept ... but very funny

evgenimp4 Oct 2022, 18:04

This game is weird. In a good way)

Boorulz4 Oct 2022, 21:58

Love the silly aesthetic, but the controls are weird. I'm not sure if I would have went with tank controls and sometimes my left and right buttons would stop working. I'd also love it if the items had physics as it would be hilarious to slap an item across the screen using the character's dick like a golf club. haha

Sky5 Oct 2022, 20:07

Funny concept and good art but the controls really need a re-work. I don't know what was intended but it seems like I could only grab ingredients early on while standing right next to them, and it felt kinda buggy. Then you mostly just have to push ingredients around with your shlong for the rest of the game, which actually worked fairly decently. The directions of WASD should not change based on rotation though. Nice job having the recipe be random each time, that threw me for a loop on my second attempt!

macs6 Oct 2022, 02:34

Funny idea for a game, definitely unconventional and innovative haha

The grab mechanic was something different, and you made it harder over time in an interesting way (no pun intended)

Directional controls were very hard to get used to. I guess this is to intentionally make the game difficult? Pretty frustrating to control, but I see how it aligns with the rest of the game

BayLock14 Oct 2022, 05:24

Great game !! really good concept. Got stuck in middle for a while but figured out the way later. Awesome work for a limited time jam. You should go with this concept further. A little more work from the SFX sides would have done wonder, but then again the time was limited so I can understand the complexity. Overall really good job. Please do check out my submission as well.

Langotriel15 Oct 2022, 16:26

This game has Big Dick energy.