Harvest Ur‌anus 🪐

Harvest Ur‌anus 🪐

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overall: 3.10
fun: 3.07
innovation: 3.10
theme: 3.74
graphics: 3.80
audio: 1.67
humor: 3.39
mood: 3.14
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Sorry for the build issues, everything works now, enjoy harvesting Uranus

Yes, you got that right.

Description


This game is about suffering. And madness. You have to be insane to choose extra-hydroponics out of hundreds of professions. But it's already happened, so enjoy:

You plant toxic plants. Haha, yes, you got that right. These plants are forbidden on every planet in the solar system except this abandoned frozen desert you settled on. And they are forbidden not because of the effects they produce, but because of the vile behavior that makes people dull bastards and plunges them into a midlife crisis.

Your job is to raise these assholes, cut them down with a plasma katana and send them off to a monopoly that will discount you one or two packs of craps, substrates and a few rolls of toilet paper.

Sad? NO! You love your job because it's the only place where you can liken yourself to a god and grow life with a water cannon and then take it away in a blaze of fire.

Your Task

- Plant three kinds of plants (green, yellow, or red) using seeds
- Water the plant to make it grow
- Have time to cut it down before it goes crazy!
- Save your ass from the seed hunters

If you missed something and the tree has already sprouted, try finding a flamethrower at the base

Team

- DataGreed
- AlexJedi
- Radioharvest

Good luck! And have Uranus finally harvested!
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