N.O.A.S.

CONGRATULATIONS!

After careful consideration, and one (1) rigorous fifteen minute interview, you have been hired as a most-time picker for the National Organization of Authentic Seeds! We'd like to cordially welcome you to the NOAS family. And as our wonderful founder Chaff Beanzos likes to say: just like with real family, we don't owe you anything.

We hired you because you fit our unique needs. You're familiar with plants, and very good at identifying the parts that may or may not explode or macerate your less discerning fellows! You've demonstrated a strong aptitude for adapting to your environment, being alive, and doing what people say when they give you enough money.

So again, welcome! We know you'll honor the NOAS Picker name. And remember: If you could pick, you'd still pick NOAS!

Controls

WASD to move, E to harvest plants.

Plants can only be harvested when ripe, or... a little overripe. Those ones might take a few tugs to get out of the ground. Or uh... Just one steady pull? It depends. The flavor of lethal intent also tends to stick around, so just try to get 'em before then, OK? OK. Good luck.!



All rights reserved. No, not *your* rights. Snickering at homophones for NOAS in the context of picking is strictly prohibited. All Pickers are responsible for own food, health, and funeral costs. NOAS bears no liability in case of bugs, crashes, or insects.

Changelog:

1.0.1: Removed old dev testing keybind. Reduced speed boost from second meal to reduce rates of vehicular manslaughter.