The Ballad of Eric Hernandez, Cattle Rancher

Overall★★★★★★★★★★2.60
Fun★★★★★★★★★★2.80
Innovation★★★★★★★★★★2.57
Theme★★★★★★★★★★2.60
Graphics★★★★★★★★★★2.71
Audio★★★★★★★★★★3.16
Humor★★★★★★★★★★3.93
Mood★★★★★★★★★★3.02
You are a cattle rancher.

Ranch cattle.

It doesn't end.

It never ends.

Comments60

LDJam user 49756
LDJam user 497568 Jan 2023, 23:01
What a psychological voyage. I love this kind of experiences
Mortith
Mortith8 Jan 2023, 23:01
What a psychological voyage. I love this kind of experiences
LDJam user 49756
LDJam user 497569 Jan 2023, 14:42
I came back to this perfection 4 or 5 times since yesterday.
Mortith
Mortith9 Jan 2023, 14:42
I came back to this perfection 4 or 5 times since yesterday.
Iluvatar
Iluvatar9 Jan 2023, 15:43
This is definitely one of the games ever made. Made me genuinely laugh.
Pedryx9 Jan 2023, 15:46
This was deep 😂
LDJam user 320211
LDJam user 3202119 Jan 2023, 17:13
I think I found a viable strategy, but I need to spend a bit more time testing it to validate. I will say, my immersion was shattered when the older cows began to disappear, but then I realized this is just the way life goes.
twchapman
twchapman9 Jan 2023, 17:13
I think I found a viable strategy, but I need to spend a bit more time testing it to validate. I will say, my immersion was shattered when the older cows began to disappear, but then I realized this is just the way life goes.
Ja_viera
Ja_viera9 Jan 2023, 18:07
A very confusing experience!
JustinMullin9 Jan 2023, 18:09

The Ballad of Eric Hernandez, Cattle Rancher


Verse 1

Out on the range, where the sun shines bright

There's a man they call Hernandez

He's a cattle rancher, hardworking soul

That's what all the folks in town says

Chorus

Oh Eric Hernandez, he's a sight to see

Stackin' cattle high as a tall oak tree

He's a cowboy at heart, and all the long day

He rides the range, stackin' cattle like hay

Verse 2

Now some folks say it ain't natural

Old Eric laughs and tips his hat

He says, hey, it's just what I love to do

And I ain't one to argue with that

Chorus

Oh Eric Hernandez, he's a sight to see

Stackin' cattle high as a tall oak tree

He's a cowboy at heart, and all the long day

He rides the range, stackin' cattle like hay

>
P.S. - I enjoyed this
Furraran
Furraran9 Jan 2023, 20:29
That's a strong statement. At first I didn't even realize what was going on, but as the time passed I think I got it. And I kept clicking on the cows, and music were playing, life was going on, harvesting the precious minutes of my existence untill I run out of them someday...
nyxkn
nyxkn9 Jan 2023, 21:20
This is what an actual masterpiece looks like. I played for a little longer than I want to admit :D Jokes aside, I actually really like this kind of stuff. Sometimes simplicity is the best thing. Art is very charming nonetheless, and overall a well crafted experience. Though it definitely has nothing to do with the theme :D
eroxxie
eroxxie9 Jan 2023, 21:30
What a weird game...i like it!
kenneth-dd9 Jan 2023, 22:26
if only LD's site screen can fit in more moo...
sullycollins
sullycollins9 Jan 2023, 23:43
I was confused at first, but once I understood what to do I understood how much of a master piece this game was. 🐮
procrasteroid
procrasteroid9 Jan 2023, 23:59
I loved it. You are a philosopher for the modern age.
maymay
maymay10 Jan 2023, 00:17
the inner machinations of your game are an enigma :p
Jeremy Scott Olsen10 Jan 2023, 03:29
Wow. Just... wow. Points for the wide variety of "moo" sounds. They kept making me laugh. Kudos!
Andreia
Andreia10 Jan 2023, 04:30
Liked the idea right from the name. I was able to make a few art pieces while thinking about becoming a rancher. Great work :D
rustynoob
rustynoob11 Jan 2023, 04:07
I loved the contrast between the thoughtful write-up on the forum thingy and the game. It made me laugh. The music and the cows mooing were great.
Schmalex11 Jan 2023, 14:23
What the heck did i just do spending 10 minutes spawning cattle? Wacky and fun in it's own special way haha
someone
someone15 Jan 2023, 23:53
Moo!
A surprisingly enjoyable experience. Sometimes simple things just work so well.
Dis0rder
Dis0rder16 Jan 2023, 00:03
🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄 🐄
hungryroy16 Jan 2023, 00:59
I found the controls a bit confusing at first, but after I got the hang of it, it was hard not to appreciate the subtle flavor of cows mooing
cassowary
cassowary16 Jan 2023, 01:12
the subtle sound design really adds beautifully to the atmosphere of this game
Eranot16 Jan 2023, 01:36
10/10
teenythanos
teenythanos16 Jan 2023, 02:53
🐄 🐄 🐄 MOO! (moo!)

I loved this. Best of luck with the MoMA inclusion!
kikiriki367
kikiriki36716 Jan 2023, 04:27
Simply a national treasure! Chefs kiss *muah*!
LDJam user 300745
LDJam user 30074516 Jan 2023, 16:12
This is a viral game. Your favorite streamers won't stop playing it.
Gotanod
Gotanod16 Jan 2023, 16:12
This is a viral game. Your favorite streamers won't stop playing it.
Surfa16 Jan 2023, 19:02
This game is a mooooooooooooooooood
deimos
deimos17 Jan 2023, 07:09
My favourite moo in LD52 so far.
zubspace
zubspace17 Jan 2023, 22:56
I'm too stupid to reach level 2, but I enjoyed every second on the first level. There was a glitch, where one cow fell out of the screen, but otherwise it was top solid. Sound effects and music are a joy to listen to. Matches the theme 100%. Good job, would love to see more of it with different endings.
pauljs
pauljs17 Jan 2023, 23:35
Great revolutionnary game! Hope to see it soon in museums!
gurkenlabs
gurkenlabs18 Jan 2023, 00:31
10/10. Would moo again.
lzxh18 Jan 2023, 00:50
This is art if I've ever seen it. I spent way too long staring at it and thinking. It really says a lot about--- something, probably.
frozenfire92
frozenfire9218 Jan 2023, 00:52
Moo

I loved the sillyness of it, keep on making games!
noskro
noskro18 Jan 2023, 06:53
Since the MoMA seems to not acknowledge this masterpiece, maybe you should consider going international: I'm sure the Louvre in Paris is more open minded for american art. They are currently reviewing my profile picture.
amarokczukay
amarokczukay18 Jan 2023, 09:24
After 5 years in an art school i can guarantee it's better than most of the things i've seen there. Paul Galloway will change his mind about this piece of art.
Antsa
Antsa18 Jan 2023, 10:01
I really wanted to take out the auto clicker, but sadly it didn't work with the Web player
magus77
magus7718 Jan 2023, 10:18
Moo. just.... MOO
Papabirb
Papabirb18 Jan 2023, 14:21
I enjoyed the varied moo sounds. Thought the game was broken on Chrome as nothing I tried worked, but playing in Firefox made me realize all I had to do was click. (Can confirm it;s fine on Chrome). I appreciated that older cows despawned to make way for the new young'uns and to maintain the beautiful performance of this masterpiece.

Truly a shame neither the Met nor the MOMA would accept this masterpiece.
JakeJet18 Jan 2023, 16:05
Incredible
Xparker18 Jan 2023, 19:23
moognificent 🤣
LDJam user 250905
LDJam user 25090519 Jan 2023, 21:13
Cows make the most wonderful sounds, don't they?
SephoWepho
SephoWepho19 Jan 2023, 21:13
Cows make the most wonderful sounds, don't they?
Rentem21 Jan 2023, 14:29
Simply awesome!
cat chef
cat chef24 Jan 2023, 05:14
The music reminded me of Mussorgsky's Pictures at an Exhibition, fitting considering that the word on the street is this game will find permanent residence post-jam at the MOMA's special collections wing. I could only find two of the secret endings but will persevere to find them all. Mooving experience, 5 stars!
Cat Lab
Cat Lab26 Jan 2023, 07:28
Simply put, a moo-sterpiece, through and through.

Other games by @geraldfingburke

Found a bug?
Tell us on Discord